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Will You Be Getting A Porn Detection Stick?

Here’s an interesting little gadget for you: the Porn Detection Stick. (Why, oh why did they have to pick the word “stick” to describe this thing? Guess it’s less phallic than “rod.”) For $100 smackers, you pop this in a PC flash drive and it scans all the images on the computer (even ones that are deleted) for “facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more” looking for naughty pics. It claims to have a less than one percent rate of false positives. Great, but there are a few issues here. First of all, as Gizmodo points out, who downloads pictures anymore? Porn these days is more likely to be in video form, or on a website—which the stick can’t scan. Also, who is this thing for? I can understand parents or bosses wanting it, but I have a feeling that jealous girlfriends/wives will fall prey to buying and be sorely disappointed with the results. Seriously, save the $100 bucks … he looks at porn. And that’s fine. According to our Frisky poll, 82 percent of us ladies do too. Or at least the ones who read this site. [Gizmodo]

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