If Jessica Simpson Haunted Your Nightmares

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 1, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Splash News swears up and down that this is a photo of Jessica Simpson in an Italian ad for hair extensions. What in the f**kitty-f**k?! Between her and Taylor Swift, the greatest threat to national security is our American stars being Photoshopped into drag queen zombies.