Lady Gaga Covers Cosmopolitan…
…yet all I can think about is what on earth that “SEX ARTICLE WE CAN’T DESCRIBE HERE!” is about. What is so EWW DIRTY that Cosmo only dares tease us with its luridness?! Let’s guess!
- “50 Ways To Deal With The Pain Of Anal Sex”
- “15 Fetishes Involving Body Fluids You Should Totally Try NOW!”
- “25 Reasons He Should Care About Pleasing YOU” (Now THAT would be cuh-razy for Cosmo!)
- Oh whatever. It’s totally just another one of their usual stories repackaged so it’s slightly different from last month.