Quickies: Dakota Fanning Turns Sweet 16 & Pointless Celebrity Autobiographies

  • Celebrities are just like us — embarrassing, disgusting, and boring — but they get book deals. [Maxim]
  • Twister is really for sexually frustrated people over the age of 8. Here’s the honest Twister commercial. [College Humor]
  • Who would you rather, Rosario Dawson or Hayden Panettiere? Looks to me that they can’t stand each other. [TMZ]
  • In case you ever wanted to know, here’s how tall or successful women can be less intimidating to men. [YourTango]
  • These are the highest-paying jobs women need to break into in order to get a bigger piece of the salary pie. [Shine]