- Dakota Fanning isn’t getting a tricked-out ride for her Sweet 16. [E! Online]
- Um, why exactly are the “New Moon” stars presenting at the Oscars? Oh yeah, so young people give a crap. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- A new book claims Carla Bruni is a modern day Marie Antoinette. [The Daily Mail]
- Celebrities are just like us — embarrassing, disgusting, and boring — but they get book deals. [Maxim]
- Twister is really for sexually frustrated people over the age of 8. Here’s the honest Twister commercial. [College Humor]
- Who would you rather, Rosario Dawson or Hayden Panettiere? Looks to me that they can’t stand each other. [TMZ]
- In case you ever wanted to know, here’s how tall or successful women can be less intimidating to men. [YourTango]
- These are the highest-paying jobs women need to break into in order to get a bigger piece of the salary pie. [Shine]


