Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of February 19th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. fallenangel915 in Can A “How I Met Your Mother” Cameo Turn Jennifer Lopez’s Career Around?

“She’s playing a cafeteria worker on Glee? Well if that isn’t stereotypical…and nothing can save your career if you just can’t act. Sorry, J-Lo…stick to singing…I mean…uh…never mind.”

SCRMOM in What You Can Learn From 7 Types Of Bitches

“I realize this is tongue-in-cheek, but think there is a lot of truth to this article.

I’m all of these, actually. However, what I have learned is that it’s more effective if you don’t display that “BITCH” badge so prominently. You can be all of these, but do so in a way that people still like and respect you, and they want to be part of your group (friends, coworkers, etc.). To do this, you have to learn to be a bitch in a non-obnoxious way, and that means learning to buffer your style. People are still going to know that you can handle yourself and any situation, but the first word that they use to describe you won’t be bitch.”

_jsw_ in Quick Pic: No Thumb Double Required

“She actually had them both removed and will soon have them surgically attached to her forehead like horns. Then she’ll make pouty sexy faces while giving the world her opinion (thumbs up, thumbs down, mixed, thumb war, bored twiddling, etc.) without having to speak at all. I think we’re all winners in this.”

yourService in New (Fake) Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other

“I would not support a ban on loveless marriage because it would prevent me from carrying out my dream of becoming a gold digger.”

camelo27 in 10 Scary Childbirth Facts That’ll Alarm You More Than Your Biological Clock

“Was this supposed to be half joking? As someone who’s main goal in life is to be a mother, I find having a child far more important than stretch marks (I already have a few faint ones from when I reached puberty anyway) or having placenta come out of my vagina (I’ve had blood, semen, tampons, and a lot of other things in there, I’m not really concerned about placenta). I know a lot of people don’t feel the same way about having children and as much as you all get the “When are you going to get married and have a baby?” I always get the “Well if you want to be a stay-at-home mom, why are you in college? Are you here to find a husband?” which is equally annoying and insulting. So I’m hoping this was just a funny list of gross things that are a part of giving birth much like there are many gross things in other parts of our lives and not actually a list of reasons to not have children. But if you’re worried about a little poop during childbirth, you probably are not ready to be changing diapers anyway so please remember your contraceptives.”

hollycaust in The G-Spot Mouse And 7 Other Freaky-Geeky Tech Products

“A washing machine you can ride??
Is the saddle removable? I’m not sure how I’d react if I was visiting a friend and saw THAT.”

bumbler in Quick Pic: Lindsay Lohan Shows Off A Little Half-Cleave

“Notify me when she’s covered, then I’ll be surprised.”