Quickies: “Babatar” Makes Babies Funny & 3-Year-Old Loses It Over Justin Bieber

  • The funniest, most awful video that has talking babies. And a lot of baby violence. James Cameron, this is your fault. [Funny or Die]
  • Watch a 3-year-old’s emotional meltdown over Justin Bieber. And Justin’s responded on his Twitter! [YouTube]
  • J.K. Rowling is being sued again in another completely ridiculous plagiarism lawsuit. [Jam!]

  • Cupcakes get manly in camo icing from the fellas at Butch Bakery. [Jezebel]
  • 30 Rock” has a new love interest for Alec Baldwin based on the real-life CNBC anchor Melissa Francis. Let the funny begin! [New York Post]
  • Rafael Nadal, the sexy Spanish tennis star, gets sexier with Shakira in a new music video. [Mail Online]
  • We might be seeing Nirvana on the big screen; Oscar-nominated director Oren Moverman is in discussions with Universal Pictures over the as-yet-untitled biopic. I’m readying my flannel, angst, and Kleenex. [Reuters]
  • Crystal Mangum, the woman who falsely accused Duke lacrosse players of rape, has been charged with arson and attempted murder. [The Huffington Post]
  • Are Ivy Leagers having less sex than the rest of us? [Lemondrop]