- Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin’s peen was “tiny, tiny, tiny,” but his ex-wife, Kate, was more succinct. She called him “stubby.” [Us Weekly]
- Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick, spent Valentine’s Day in the McDonald’s Drive-Thru! [Dlisted]
- Holly Robinson Peete has not accepted John Mayer’s apology on behalf of his racist penis. [PopEater]
- Gia Allemand has a boyfriend — and it’s not “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka. [Us Weekly]
