Send Your Loved One A Hug-E-Gram!
“Flowers, agaaaaaain?” Red roses just don’t cut it on Valentine’s Day anymore, fellas. Show your girlfriend or wife that you love her with a plush, decapitated, bendable arm! Who needs real hugs when you can hug your wife from afar, thanks to a cheap arm of full of flammable stuffing known as the Hug-E-Gram? That way, you can show her you care — while you’re off finger-banging your secretary. [BuzzFeed]