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Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of February 12th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.effing hickster in Quotable: Why Is Bruce Willis Giving Advice On Killing Wolves?

“Bruce has a Sixth Sense about these things, because he’s The Jackal, the Alpha Dog, the Last Man Standing. If a wolf ever threatens his Blind Date, he can reach Over The Hedge and make it Die Hard. Then he’ll take it 16 Blocks to the Grindhouse, and it will be served to the Fast Food Nation, because it’s the Fifth Element in the recipe – along with Twelve Monkeys.
I’d tell you more, but it would be Pulp Fiction.”

_jsw_ in Who Needs Plain, Boring Tweezers?

“Can I just say, even if I need to remove my testicles for a moment to do so, that I think these are excellent?

*reattaches testicles*

I, um, I mean they’d be better if the chicks were naked, of course.”

jlaree in In His Quest To Be “Clever” John Mayer Offends Everyone, Especially Black Women

“His mouth is like an episode of the ‘Three Stooges.’ He says something completely idiotic then tries to recover only to say something even more idiotic and dig himself an even deeper hole. It would be funny if it wasn’t so offensive. I’m also gonna agree with JazzHale and say even as a black woman what he said about Jessica Simpson was even more out of line. She actually had a relationship with him and he’s talking about her like some $2 hooker he picked up last night. And I’m mad the he gets hella girls like he does if he can’t keep that stuff in in public he’s probably worse in private.”

mochene in In His Quest To Be “Clever” John Mayer Offends Everyone, Especially Black Women

“You know, sometimes when a dog’s bark becomes annoying, they’ll cut his vocal chords. While I think that this is horrible, and I would never do it to an animal, I think that in this case, it would be humane.”

skywalk in 50 Questions For Men We Want Answered ASAP

“Okay the answers were interesting and I did read them. But I still think some of these questions I would rather not know if I was dating/married to someone. Somethings are better kept unsaid in a relationship. Example I trust my husband but I don’t want to know what percentage of his female friends he want s to sleep with! But since these men are strangers it was interesting.”

Kathls in 50 Questions For Men We Want Answered ASAP

“@BeASimpleMan: I read trashy romance novels because they are reflective of my real life. For instance, I’m currently seeing a 16th century pirate. You can see the mast on his ship for miles!”

AtlantaGirl10 in Why Are Celebs In Such A Rush To Show Off Their Post-Baby Bodies?

Iif your livelihood depended on it, you would lose the weight. They need work and you can only get work if you are skinny. So there you go … motivation to get back to pre-baby = ability to pay mortgage. It’s the life they signed up for.”

Anniushka in http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-poll-do-you-do-weird-things-to-your-vagina/

“Ugh, you guys. None of these choices are things you do to your vagina.

Why, if I’ve never even studied anatomy or anything like that, and I got the same stupid one-quarter sex ed class in high school as everyone else, is it so easy for me to distinguish between a vagina and a vulva (or just call it “private parts” in general, whatever, just not vagina) and so hard for so many other people? I do not understand.”

nico. in http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-poll-do-you-do-weird-things-to-your-vagina/

“@Anniushka: Are you saying you’ve given your mons pubis/labia majora a fauxhauk?”

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