Hey, Members Of The NRA Need Valentines, Too!

At last, a romantic gift for those special people in your life who love their Second Amendment right to bear arms. Don’t forget to accessorize your Belgian milk chocolate handgun with chocolate bullets in a mini ammo can! Or ditch that Charlton Heston stuff altogether and surprise your boo with this super klassy chocolate grenade. Chocolate weaponry for Valentine’s Day will be so beloved, you won’t be able to pry it from your honey’s “cold, dead hands!”

After the jump, see more pics of the chocolate-y foolishness:

Chocolate bullets also come peanut butter-filled, too!

The best part about the chocolate grenade is the note on the Chocolate Weapons website, which warns: “Chocolate Grenades do NOT really explode!” [ChocolateWeapons.com]