While most Hollywood couples are fleeting, flaky, or just using each other to promote their latest ventures, some couples are so into each other that they ooze love out of every freaking pore. The poster couple for celebrities crazy in love has to be Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. What they have just seems so true and so real that I can’t help but be overwhelmed by jealousy. Vanessa said of her relationship with the sexiest man alive, “I love him, and I don’t have to say I like this and I don’t like that. When you love somebody, you take them as they are. I would not change him. He makes me happy. We are many things—we are together and, in a way, one person.” Yeah … so … Happy Valentine’s Day you two! I guess they are not breaking up anytime soon. It’s so sweet … almost like binging on a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. [People] After the jump, some more couples who are so in love that we want to hurt them.