Throw Some Bling On Your Boobs

We get it: You like your boobs. A lot. And rightly so. They are God’s glorious gift to women, are they not? It’s just that in the past, your breast enhancements haven’t been quite as, um, extroverted? A push-up bra? When done right, it looks natural. A nipple ring, while it’s a bit passé, isn’t for the entire world to see. But, if you really wish to draw some glam attention to your ta-tas, there’s this “body jewelry” (Isn’t all jewelry technically body jewelry?) by Miss Wax. When worn over a shirt, it encases your breasts in brass chains … although, it just occurred to us that you could wear it under one as well. [80s Purple]