The husband/wife team that created the below-the-belt couture promise their outfits follow the “dress for success” motto and are sure to help you get your wang back in business. Or as they put it:
“Dapper Dicks LLC is a clothing line that has been designed to assist you in being the initiator in your relationship. Yes, lets face it, she’s in control! If you can make her laugh and be a little more creative on your quest you will more than likely succeed.
Uh huh. So, Frisky readers, do you agree? If a guy dropped his pants and his dong was wearing a fireman’s costume, would you be more likely to let him hose you down? [WOW Report]
For more visuals, ’cause I know your imagination is runnin’ wild, check out the costume catwalk after the jump.