Saturday
- “Fun with Dick and Jane” on FX at 9:00 a.m.
- “Pregnant for 46 Years” on Discovery Health at 10:00 a.m.
- “I Love Lucy” on Hallmark at 11:00 a.m.
- “Michael Jackson: Devotion on Fuse at 12:00 p.m.
- “Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day” on HBO at 1:00 p.m.
- “The Real Housewives of Orange County” on Bravo at 2:00 p.m.
- “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” on BBC America at 3:00 p.m.
- “We Own the Night” on Fx at 4:00 p.m.
- “Vampire Secrets” on History at 5:00 p.m.
- “Toddlers and Tiaras” on TLC at 6:00 p.m.
- “Supernanny” on Style at 7:00 p.m.
- “Mercy” on NBC at 8:00 p.m.
- “Fools Rush In” on HBO at 9:00 p.m.
- “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E! at 10:00 p.m.
Sunday
- “Man vs. Food Live” on Travel at 9:00 a.m.
- “Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now” on HBO at 10:00 a.m.
- “Ghost Hunters” on SyFy at 11:00 a.m.
- “The Sopranos” on A&E at 12:00 p.m.
- “Bottle Rocket” on Showtime at 1:00 p.m.
- “Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo at 2:00 p.m.
- “Blazing Saddles” on A&E at 3:00 p.m.
- “Coraline” on HBO at 4:00 p.m.
- “Ice Age” on Fx at 5:00 p.m.
- “Superbowl XLIV: Saints v. Colts” on CBS at 6:00 p.m.
- “‘Til Death” on Fox at 7:00 p.m.
- “The Tudors” on Showtime at 8:00 p.m.
- “Big Love” on HBO at 9:00 p.m.
- “Modern Family” on CBS at 10:00 p.m.
