Quickies: “Jersey Shore”-Watching Grandma & We Might See More Of Pauly D’s Penis Head

  • Kids force their NJ-native Grandma to watch “Jersey Shore” and hilarity ensues — ” … sex and drinking and shaking and nudity all over the place.” [BuzzFeed]
  • The silly banker caught looking at boobies in the background of a TV interview will keep his job after his wandering eye was publicly defended by the boob lady herself, supermodel Miranda Kerr. [Daily Mail]
  • Don’t try to drink Brad Pitt under the table if you don’t want to die of alcohol poisoning. The man can hold his liquor, reports Sam Levine, his “Inglourious Basterds” co-star. [Us Weekly]
  • Everyone wants “Jersey Shore” star Pauly D’s penis-head hairdo? Oh God, say it ain’t so. [Jezebel]
  • In more Taylor Swift news: Kelly Clarkson adds her voice into Taylor’s little Grammy drama, defending the wobbly high notes. [People]
  • Lady Gaga is getting a book, whether she wants it or not. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, Michael Irwin, has been accused of rape in a civil suit by a Jane Doe. [ESPN]
  • Baby Hank Baskett IV, son of Kendra Wilkinson and Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Hank Basket III, might, at 7 weeks old, be the littlest dude in the stands at the Super Bowl. [Moms at Work]