Sarah Silverman Tells Mom: “I’m Sleeping With A Man That Spanks Me”

Sarah Silverman visited David Letterman last night and charmed the old guy with a heartwarming tale of mother-daughter bonding: One day Mrs. Silverman was in the bathroom while her daughter was undressing for a shower, checked out Sarah’s rear, and gasped in horror. “I looked in the mirror behind me and noticed that on my tushie was a bruise the exact same shape of a hand,” Silverman told Letterman. “I was able to just say, ‘I’m sleeping with a man that spanks me!'”

Flippin’ hilarious. But all things considered, this is probably not the craziest thing that has come out of Silverman’s mouth in front of her mom! [Huffington Post]