Quotable: A Tiger Woods Mistress Is “Bothered” By Her Face On A Golf Ball

“It is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it — because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it. Hitting a woman or an image of a woman is not a sport … this would be no different than using a picture of a woman’s face for target practice. I don’t think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball. I was in love with Tiger … and I believed that he loved me too.”

— Alleged mistress of Tiger Woods, Joslyn James (real name: Veronica Swik-Daniels), in a press conference yesterday, her first since the scandal broke. For the record, I think it’s really tacky and gross to put images of women on golf balls … but then, so is having an affair with a married man. [Us Weekly]