Quickies: So This Is What Bankers Do When They’re Bored & Mel Gibson Caught Swearing Again

  • A silly banker was caught looking at topless women while in the background of a TV interview. (It’s around 1:09 minutes.) [The Telegraph]
  • Guys let us in on the nicest way to say, “Not tonight, honey.” [Em & Lo]
  • Here’s how to destroy a sex tape before it comes back to bite you in the buttocks, John Edwards-style. [Slate]

  • Mel Gibson has figured out the best way to promote his new movie, “Edge of Darkness” — resort to name-calling. Too bad TV presenter Dean Richards wasn’t in on the promo. [Starpulse]
  • Should American Psycho be a musical? It could be as fantastic as Tim Burton’s “Sweeney Todd.” [Los Angeles Times]
  • Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine has landed the role in a biopic about a surfer who was attacked by a shark. [PopEater]