For The Week Of February 1-7, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It’s not just about hearing the right things, because words mean nothing without the actions to back them up. So, as you’re being seduced by words that might cause you to lie down and open wide, do think first before making any big jumps. There is nothing wrong with creating a little anticipation and making sure someone is putting his “money” where his mouth wants to be.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It might feel as if you have to fight circumstance to get to the creamy nougat this week, but consider it all foreplay, as delays will be increasing the drama of your story. Think of this like adding character. And if the finale isn’t as banging as the lead-in, at least you still will have something to talk about, and sometimes that is all one can ask for.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Sorry to say, but expect your aggravation levels to hit a new level of high and your patience to drop to dwarfed levels. However, nothing like hitting rock bottom to bounce you back sky-high. Yes, seems someone knows how to press those buttons of yours in just that way that has even you surprised at how fast your defenses and panties can drop.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You don’t work well when planning too far ahead, so forget thinking about anything other than the moment. This week, it’s all about spontaneity and flying by the seat of your pants. If you go about romance this way, you’ll be bottomless by the week’s end, with legs flying high in the air. However, who winds up being your co-pilot will be the part that’ll shock you the most.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Some patience is needed. It’ll take a little bit of talking and negotiating to get you and your boo back on the same page. Not to say there’s going to be a big drama, but if you don’t talk it out now, it can escalate. So, nip this baby in the bud and get your minor agitations out on the table — and don’t worry, no matter how tiny this talk, the make-up sex will still be just as big.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

No matter how hard your honey, or whoever is caught on your hook, is pulling you, you’re under no obligation to put in more effort than you feel. After all, this isn’t the time to give mixed signals or try to kid yourself into feeling more than you do or having them think you want to go places you really don’t. Not to say you’re not totally feeling it, but how much is debatable.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’re born under one of the most psychic signs of the zodiac; so when you are feeling something strange and you can’t place your finger on it; don’t just sweep it under the rug. Dig further for facts, even if you are scared. A little pain today is a lot less damaging than a snowball of calamity later. Do your homework now; have all the answers later.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be in full creeping mode and ready to get a party started, but too bad your friends have turned into blobby homebodies. Never mind, time to work your cheerleading skills and get them out and bouncing about town. If you want any now, you’ll need your friends to help, because judgment will be way too off if left to your own horny devices.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Winter’s harshness is setting in and the last thing you will want to deal with is your libido. Instead, expect all your energies to focus on nesting and career. Sure, you can attempt to get busy and all, but your brain just won’t really trigger that way. However, if your baby needs getting off, a few dirty texts and pics will do the trick.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eyes are going to be bigger than your stomach, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to swallow all the excitement anyway. Ambition is a good thing and showing your enthusiasm will put you in a fabulous light with that special someone, even if you don’t have all the power to deliver what you thought. Whatever, he’ll assume it’s you being a tease and it’ll buy you time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’ve never been one to be obvious, but this week, if your boo isn’t getting the messages that you are sending through the intense and hot sex you are giving, then reconsider what you are up against. You do your best communicating through your body and if someone can get you on that level, what are they ever truly going to get? Sex should never be a mute expedition.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The power of love will be tossing your life into all sorts of odd positions and it’ll feel as if you’re losing footing with yourself — but don’t worry, that just means time to hold on tighter. When one part of your life goes up, another eventually has to go down. It’s physics and it’s happening in your life now. No matter, a little bit of drama won’t hurt, least of all an emotional tank like you.