I have one big beef with the sports of the Winter Olympics: so much gear is involved! Instead of Michael Phelps’ exposed happy trail and Paul Hamm’s bulging biceps, we get layer upon layer of hi-tech insulating fabric. And nearly every sport involves goggles, so we can’t even see faces. Argh! But never fear. There are still many, many hot dudes who’ll be competing in Vancouver starting Feb. 12. Here are my personal favorites.