The Ouija Board Gets A Makeover

Hide your daughters from eager spirits, because Hasbro has just released a Ouija Board especially for girls ages eight through 12. What is the difference between the girly Ouija Board and the standard, unisex one? (Because boys are so totally into Ouija.) Well it’s pink for starters and … it comes with 72 questions especially for girls, because little girls need help coming up with questions! The product description boasts:

It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun questions included, you’ll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places with me?

I’ll tell you who wishes they could trade places with you? The ghost sitting on your shoulder, little lady. Paint it pink, add some stupid questions, make it look innocuous, bastardize the damn thing, but let’s talk about the big, pink elephant in the room. It’s still a Ouija Board. And Ouija Boards are um … really scary. And that one time, I was not pushing the Ouija thingy with my fingers. I swear. [Babble]