I Need A Man With A Big Tank

In this, um, very creative recruitment video for the Austrian army, prospective soldiers learn about the perks of enlistment: If you thought a hot sports car got you a lot of chicks, wait until you see what happens when you show up in a tank, man. You will have to swat the broads away with a stick! I know that if I saw a guy driving a tank down the middle of my street, the first thing I’d do would be to run after it and try and get my hands on the big-gun operator trapped inside. I mean, wouldn’t you? Apparently, the video isn’t an original. It looks as if it was ripped off one that the Ukranian armed forces did first. Check it out after the jump.

A translation via YouTube:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

[The Awl]

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