Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 29th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. buhri in Quick Pic: Chris Brown, This Photo Was A Bad Idea

“How many feet can he fit in his mouth before he finally chokes on them all?”

fireflyeyes in Has Your Handbag Lost Weight?

“I for one am PROUD of keeping the whole world in my handbag. I love my reputation of always being the one who has anything anyone needs. Water? check. Tampons? Check. Virtually any OTC medicine you can think of? Bandaids? A snack? Rubberbands? Pens? Check check check check!”

*sam* in Has Your Handbag Lost Weight?

“I just recently bought my very first “real” purse. For years I refused to carry anything (I carried my wallet in my back pocket and my keys and cell in my pockets) and then I *finally* conceded and bought a really cute tote bag (with peace signs and rainbows all over it). With all the extra space I started carrying an umbrella and hand sanitizer. when I got my first “real” job, I started carrying a planner as well. Now that I have a legitimate purse, there’s so much empty space that I’ve been trying to find things to put in there. I added: a few extra pens and a reusable shopping bag. I still have a ton of extra room. Seriously, what is it that you ladies are carrying that makes your bags weigh seven pounds!?!”

meganiemarie in Asos Launches Trendy Plus-Sized Collection

“The new line is called Curve—fine (although I don’t see non-plus sized clotheing lines called “Stick Straight” or “Average”.
The line has clothes ranging from size 20-26—awesome.
The model wearing said line is MAYBE a size 8—not cool.

Seems a little paradoxical to market this new fabulous line toward larger women, yet photograph obviously thin women to model it. If you’re serious about representing larger women and giving them a new place in the fashion world, then freakin use some of these gorgeous women to model the clothes you are marketing—true to size!”

mmkw in Brad Pitt And Angelina Have “Definitely Split”

“ooooor this guy is just trying to get publicity for his book. I’m not saying that the reports are definitely false, but it seems pretty shady that the news is coming from someone who would profit from it.”

Jenn27549 in How Do We Feel About Hooded Dresses?

“I like Lindsay’s but Amber’s is too tight and just looks funky. It doesn’t look like taking the hood down is an option with that one. BUT, as one who has expressed concern for Amber Rose’s general nakedness all the time, I’ll say I’m glad she’s at least covered up.”

DancerNinja in A Closer Look At The Pi Phi Rush Dress Code Beauty Rules

“A Cornell student wrote this? I can barely read it without gritting my teeth over grammar and syntax!”

AnitaBath in Quotable: Taylor Momsen Ain’t No Effing Role Model

“Her eyeliner is like a disease; it just keeps spreading. I’m waiting until it consumes her entire face and she starts using it to line her lips too.”

kr070707 in The Making Of The Victoria’s Secret Catalog

“The first swimsuit looks like a cross between a Lisa Frank folder and Borat.”