Wish List: Incognito Droplet Necklace

Oh hai, Sex Toy Fairy? I would like this doohickey the next time you’ve decided I’ve been a good Editor and deserve a present. The Incognito Droplet Necklace is a piece of jewelry with two small vibrating cylinders on either end, which also double as, uh, nipple clamps. I’m not really into the latter, as my nipples lack sensitivity entirely — seriously, I can’t feel a thing, it’s unfortunate now, but will come in handy when I breastfeed. Anyway, I am interested in finding out whether this sex toy is actually as stealth-like as the name implies, as well as whether the two tiny vibes pack a mean punch. OK, thanks! [$109-$125, Babeland.com]