Will Forte Dishes The Dirt On Heather Locklear And Tommy Lee

A while ago, we shared with you Kristen Wiig reading from Suzanne Somers’ book of sex poetry, from a reading series called “Celebrity Autobiography.” Here is Will Forte of “SNL” reading from The Dirt, Motley Crue’s autobiography—he picked a section by Tommy Lee about meeting Heather Locklear. Some interesting notes: They were introduced by his accountant, the brother of her dentist, which is very rock and roll? Also, Tommy was taken with her because she was not the kind of girl he could have group sex in a jacuzzi with. Awww. [Asylum]