It’s raining, it’s pouring, and I don’t give a crap because “The Bachelor” is on tonight! Who will Jake continue to woo, despite being the most boring Bach in the history of EVER? And will the show, which has been surprisingly enjoyable, start to be a snore now that Michelle is gone? Let’s hope one of these other chickadees reveals her inner bunny boiler during tonight’s episode, which starts at 8 pm EST. Let’s enjoy it together, shall we?