It must be awesome to be Justin Dior Combs. Like, really awesome. This past weekend, at his sweet 16 birthday party, daddy Diddy greeted him with a humble gift—the keys to his very own Maybach. As if a huge birthday bash complete with all the extravagant amenities isn’t too much, does any kid really need a first car that costs $350,000? Who wants to make bets on how fast Justin will crash it? I can’t stop thinking about how many starving orphans could have been fed with that kind of money. Just to prove that he isn’t completely materialistic, Diddy also gave Justin a small check for $10,000, which will be donated to Haitian relief efforts. Nice gesture. But nope—it still doesn’t justify the Maybach. [PopEater] After the jump, some more over-the-top celebrity birthday gifts that make us want to puke. I mean, I was pretty thrilled when I got my grandparents’ old gas-guzzler for my 16th.