Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 22nd 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week in the section below. AnitaBath in Quotable: Taylor Momsen Is Too Busy To Give An Eff About Haiti

“Look at me, I’m Taylor Momsen. I try to match my overabundance of eyeliner with the dark void that’s supposed to be my soul.”

She could have at least phrased her statement a little more tactfully, even if she was “too busy to help”.

The Nomad in Quotable: Taylor Momsen Is Too Busy To Give An Eff About Haiti

Who’s Taylor Monsen?

Seriously, is that a name I should know and/or care about? Granted, I’ve been a bit busy ya know, catching up on ‘How I Met Your Mother’ …

thehighandlow in Shocker: How Much Crème De La Mer Actually Costs

Aw hell no. Wouldn’t even shell out the cash had I thought it was unicorn jizz or whatever magical ingredient equivalent.

maroon in Quick Pic: Louis Vuitton Gets The Draw On The Uggs/Jimmy Choo Collaboration

someone needs to call the farrier…that pony needs to get reshod.

danny braciole in I Dressed Like Stereotypical Male Fantasies And Lived To Tell The Tale

And for some reason, everybody laughed at me when I went to happy hour last week dressed as a fireman. Talk about a double standard, sheesh.”

Christinaval in Scott Baio Disses MObama And Feels The Wrath Of Everyone

Can’t believe he said that…wow, can’t believe we still care about anything Scott Baio says …

bumbler in Scott Baio Disses MObama And Feels The Wrath Of Everyone

Death threats are unwarranted, can’t we just all agree he’s a douche instead?

nico. in Quotable: Shauna Sand Explains Her Lucite Shoe Obsession

a stripper pole would really bring this outfit together

_jsw_ in 10 Celebs Who Are Proud Masturbators

@eh: Yeah, but it sucks when you know you’re a jackass and you just can’t seem to pull yourself away from yourself. Sometimes, the bad relationship is with the owner of the hand. Read all about it in my new book I Hate Loving Myself: How Masturbation Kept Me Trapped In A Loveless Relationship With My Genitals, published soon with laminated pages.

bogart4017 in In Defense Of Heidi Montag: Live And Let Lipo

If you would stop shoving mics in front of her lips she might stop speaking …

brandyalexander in Frisky Rant: “Put Yourself Out There!” Is Really Annoying Dating Advice

Thank you. I hate this advice. You end up sitting in these idiotic Meet-Up groups or book clubs or young professional groups, thinking, ‘yeah, you might all be vegetarians, or humanists, or Democrats or Republicans or whatever, but you look like mutants. And/or are gay or married.’ And then you have to pretend to be excited about whatever they are talking about when really you could be doing something productive with your time.

happypants in Spice Up Your Life! A Spice Girls Musical Is In The Works

My inner 11 year old is jumping up and down in her platform sneakers and glitter eyeshadow, but the present-day me is thinking of self-immolating in protest.