Quickies: David Beckham’s Golden Balls Get Grabbed & Octomom’s Bikini Photo Shoot

  • David Beckham grimaces as his “golden balls” are grabbed by an Italian TV star from the show “The Hyenas.” [Celebitchy]

  • Celebutante Peaches Geldof lucked out after tweeting about losing her passport; a London resident tweeted back that she’d found it. [Daily Mail]
  • In the publicly ongoing battle between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, Bristol’s come a step closer to custody of their child by watching the video “Listen to the Children,” a viewing required by all Alaskans seeking custody following a separation. [TMZ]

  • Octomom Nadya Suleman posed for a post-baby bikini shoot and the spread shows her newly thin body as well as her incredibly pregnant one. [The Huffington Post]
  • Dame Helen Mirren reportedly regrets her very small tattoo that she got as a drunk young woman. [ONTD]
  • Three of Haiti’s women’s rights leaders died in the horrible quake. [Essence.com]
  • Crotch-walking is an exciting way to steal with your thighs! [Dumb as a Blog]