Conan Plans His Final “Tonight Show”

Kate Torgovnick/ | January 21, 2010 - 8:00 pm

It’s official. Conan O’Brien’s final show as the host of the “Tonight Show” will be tomorrow night. The official reports say that his final guests will be Tom Hanks and Will Ferrell. I find this terribly disappointing because: A) I love Conan and don’t like the idea of waiting until September for him to be able to move to another network; B) neither Tom nor Will has been relevant in the past few years and both bug the mess out of me; and C) Conan’s “achievement” was making the “Tonight Show” audience younger, so this hardly seems like a fitting send-off. I wish he’d booked someone a little more interesting. Scott Brown to talk about his big win? Heidi Montag to talk about her new face? George Clooney and/or Brad Pitt to talk Haiti/whatever they feel like? Maybe he could arm-wrestle Jeff Zucker, the president of NBC? What would you have liked to see for Conan’s final show? [Buddy TV]