Are Bootights Really Necessary? Eh, Maybe

Remember when we put our thinking caps on to create the five new clothing mashups fashion would see in the future? Seems we forgot one that’s just oh-so necessary. Winter calls for boots galore, leading to many pairs of ruined tights from zipper snags and rubbing. Bootights are here to solve the problem. While most will simply, you know, wear socks over a pair of tights, Shelby Mason was disgraced during a business trip after she removed her boots in airport security to display a pair of white tube socks. The horror! Thus, Mason invented bootights and the shame of wearing white socks with black tights was forever gone. If you’re convinced you actually need these, buy your own pair at Dillard’s.