- Britney Spears has been using her bodyguard’s credit card because under her conservatorship she can only charge $1,500 a week on hers. [TMZ]
- MTV will premiere a scripted comedy about a teen boy who becomes popular for his big d**k. [Vulture]
- Why do some women shave and others don’t? Test your shaving history knowledge to find out. [TrèsSugar]
- Here’s another stupid new app … simulate masturbation of a fish until it comes and you can win points! [F-Listed]
- These five airlines will indulge your smoking and sexual harassment vices. [Maxim]
- Farting when the urge hits isn’t the only positive of living alone. [Lemondrop]
- Finally an over-the-knee-boots outfit you can wear and not look like a streetwalker. [Refinery 29]


