Quickies: $1,500 A Week Isn’t Enough For Britney & Jerk-Off-A-Fish App Now Available

  • Britney Spears has been using her bodyguard’s credit card because under her conservatorship she can only charge $1,500 a week on hers. [TMZ]
  • MTV will premiere a scripted comedy about a teen boy who becomes popular for his big d**k. [Vulture]
  • Why do some women shave and others don’t? Test your shaving history knowledge to find out. [TrèsSugar]

  • Here’s another stupid new app … simulate masturbation of a fish until it comes and you can win points! [F-Listed]
  • These five airlines will indulge your smoking and sexual harassment vices. [Maxim]
  • Farting when the urge hits isn’t the only positive of living alone. [Lemondrop]
  • Finally an over-the-knee-boots outfit you can wear and not look like a streetwalker. [Refinery 29]