If, in the future, I ever have a daughter, I will very much hope that her dream in life is not to be a pop tart (doctor? marine biologist?) and that no one will ever consider buying her this video called “How To Be A Pop Star” from Bella Dancerella. Even though it comes with a very special pink, glittery faux microphone headset. Also, I think it’s cruel that they cast a 14-year-old for this thing. She’s no doubt been mocked mercilessly for her performance ever since.