Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 15th 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.bluejeansandpearls in Teddy Bear Bares All, Including A Vag

“that’s the last time i say i’m gonna slip in to my teddy!”

I Go To 11 in Quick Pic: Who Ate Miley Cyrus’ Shirt?

“Whatever attacked her shirt apparently also tried to attack her jeans. Run, Miley, run!”

maroon in Quick Pic: Are You Afraid Of Katy Perry’s Bling?

“maybe it’s a warning to be afraid of their impending spawn.”

Jenn27549 in We Feel Better On Weekends, Study Says

“I usually feel worse on Saturdays, better on Sundays until Sunday night. I get so tired during the week that on Saturday I either sleep too long and then feel bad because I didn’t get my coffee in time or just slept too long. Or I still get up early and am still tired, and at home and comfortable so I do nothing and then feel really bad by Saturday night b/c I’m lethargic and need to wash my hair.

Sundays I’m nice and rested but start to dread the week ahead.”

effing hickster in Quickies: Gosselin Robbery Was A Hoax, Sarah Palin Makes Fox Debut & Jay Reatard RIP

“@ I Go To 11:

That would be awesome!

Next week: The Real World cast finds out their jobs will consist of working for a predatory credit collection company! Watch as one Detroit cast member’s plans to intimidate a delinquent payer backfire when the non-payer breaks the cast member’s thumbs!”

impoddity in 5 Vagina Products We Could Do Without

“You know, I would like another place to keep snacks. My pockets and purse get filled up so quickly. I wonder if I could manage to cram a Snickers bar into my vagina. No, wait the chocolate would melt. Damn, back to the drawing board … “

AnitaBath in Quick Pic: Katy Perry Really Wants To Make It Clear She Is NOT Knocked Up

“If you have faces in your menstrual blood, you’re probably a future star of the show ‘I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.'”

323Felicity in Heidi Montag: A Delusional Topless Burglar?

“Uh, seriously, as good as Thriller?! Maybe if she is as addicted to plastic surgery as she says, she’ll end up looking like MJ one day, but that’s about the only comparison you could make. I doubt her album would sell even as well as Paris Hilton’s and that’s saying something.”