Quickies: “Jersey Shore” Gets A Song & Rachel Zoe Has A New Taylor

  • Songstress Sara Bareilles wrote a song about the “Jersey Shore.” And she’s “gonna pretend her hair don’t bend” and that “whoever looks good, bitch, I look better.” [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Because there’s an app for everything, you can spend $0.99 to find out whose been defriending you on Facebook. [ABC]
  • Rumors abound that Kathy Hilton’s sisters will star in the next edition of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Prepare yourselves. [The Daily Truffle]
  • Rue McClanahan is in a nursing facility after suffering a stroke. Dear God, not Blanche! [Dlisted]

  • Rachel Zoe is getting a fresh young face with Ashley Avignone, who tweeted her hiring. [NYMag.com]
  • A Swedish teenager recovered from a horrific and rare allergy to acetaminophen which made her face fall off. She’s regrown it. [Lemondrop]
  • Use this crazy, awesome math formula to find out exactly how many potential lovers you’ve got lurking in your city. [Shmitten Kitten]
  • Trekkies, look at this kick-ass mug! [Wil Wheaton in Exile]