Quickies: Beyonce Is Taking A Break & Conan O’Brien Refuses To Move “The Tonight Show”

  • Beyonce will disappear for six whole months this year. The world rejoices. [USA Today]
  • Conan O’Brien has issued a statement saying “The Tonight Show” won’t survive the after-midnight move. [Dlisted]
  • These eight lame-ass shows are definitely on NBC’s short list to replace Jay Leno. [Cracked]

  • Lil Wayne jokes about being raped when he was 11, by a 14-year-old, in an unauthorized documentary. [The Sexist]
  • A woman is suing Crunch gym after she was injured while taking a pole dancing class. [F-Listed]
  • The Babysitters Club” books aren’t the only ’90s sub-culture that should make a comeback. [College Candy]
  • “Friends”‘ Rachel Green is the “Ultimate TV Girlfriend,” and it took voters a whole year to come to this conclusion. [Bullz-Eye]