Quotable: Dita Von Teese Has A Way More Exciting Job Than You

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 9, 2010

“I hired trip ropers for roping lessons for my cowgirl show. I hired a bull rider to teach me how to ride my mechanical-bull lipstick. And yeah, I smoked opium the traditional way to ‘get a feel’ for my Opium Den show. Research!”

—Burlesque star Dita Von Teese on how she preps for performances [Suicide Girls]