Tamra And Simon Of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” Are Dunzo

On last night’s episode of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County“—which, face it, you weren’t watching because you were occupado with “Jersey Shore“—Tamra and Simon’s marital problems seemed to hit a fever pitch. Funny (OK, completely wrong word) that the episode should air the very week that Simon actually files for divorce. While on the show, Tamra talks about how she and Simon have grown apart over a fight with Tamra’s oldest, jail-bound son, the divorce papers tell a very different story. The papers say that Tamra “has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.” Back the truck up! Really? Tamra? Just please tell me she didn’t get busy with Slade Smiley, who seems to have a Housewife fetish. Apparently, Tamra moved out of her house earlier this week and is now living in an apartment. [NY Daily News]