Quickies: Charlie Sheen Loses Underwear Ads & Bride Thieves Her Way Into Dream Wedding

  • The lads at Maxim need you, Frisky readers. They’re conducting their annual SEX SURVEY and want you to participate. [True story: I worked at Maxim for years and was involved in the first sex survey and let me tell you — peeps be doing some cuh-razy things in the bedrooms. — Editor] Make sure your sexual perspective is represented in their results. So just click here and weigh in, pervs! [Maxim Sex Survey]
  • Hanes is booting Charlie Sheen from his role as an underwear spokesperson following his domestic violence arrest. [Us Weekly]
  • The Gosselin kids worried that former nanny Stephanie Sontoro would become their new mother. [The Huffington Post]
  • Jackson Rathbone’s copy of the “Eclipse” script may have been leaked onto the internet. Summit says it isn’t the final copy. [Entertainment Weekly]

  • Bride steals nearly a cool million to fund her dream, cliff-top, Armani-bejeweled, and firework-marked wedding celebration. A jail sentence follows. [Lemondrop]
  • Wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles! Sammi “Sweetheart” and Ronni of the “Jersey Shore” are still together! [People]
  • Are incumbent Democrats quitting? [Slate]
  • It looks like Jay Leno is swooping out of the 10 p.m. slot and back into late night, leaving the fate of Conan O’Brien and his fantastic hair unknown. [TMZ]