“So, how often are you flossing?” your dentist asks.
“Uhhh … you know, everyday,” you lie.
He gives you a condescending look.
“Well … sometimes I get a little lazy, so maybe every other day,” you add.
“OK, FINE! Whenever I feel like it, OK?”
How is it that dentists always manage to make you feel like a failure? They should know that flossing is just plain annoying. So maybe if you make it more fun with this cupcake-flavored floss, you’d actually do it from time to time, and pass your next exam with flying colors (or pearly whites). [$9, Fred Flare]