Snooki Wants To Bump Off The Bump-It

Last night, our beloved Snooki (best known for being the most lovable cast member on “Jersey Shore” and for reading The Frisky that one time) appeared on “Jay Leno” and answered 10 questions for his “10@10″ segment and was as adorable and ditzy as ever. And she likely made yet another enemy! When Jay asked what she would do to better the world, Snooki replied that she would install tanning beds in everyone’s home and eliminate the Bump-It. The what-it? You know what I’m talking about! The Bump-It! That infomercial hair doo-dad which gives your crown a lot of volume. Snooki says the Bump-It is stupid, that she doesn’t use it — “I tease,” she said superiorly — and that no one should buy it. Ruh-roh. I was irked, however, when Snooki said that she doesn’t read and the last book she picked up was Twilight — but was bored by page two, because it “doesn’t have pictures.” Now, I’m not surprised Snooki isn’t a proud library card carrier, but does she have to play up the dumb thing so much? Girl, just be yourself. The world already has one Paris Hilton.