Archives: September, 2009

When Boobs And Babies Don't Mix
Quick Pic: Lily Allen Is Not Effing Around When It Comes To The Chunky Necklace Fad
Quick Pic: Don't F**k With Samantha Jones!
Infidelity Hits The Mainstream
Is That A Parrot Or Aubrey O'Day's Dog?
Quick Pic: Kim Catrall Makes A Rude Gesture
How To Get Michelle Obama's Arms
Five Beauty Products To Skimp On
The Tila Tequila And Shawne Merriman Plot Thickens
"Saturday Night Live" Hires/Fires The Ladies
Words That Will Get You Laid On OKCupid
Women Rule, According To Diesel
Quick Pic: Whatever You Say Lindsay!
Sex & The Show-Me State: Explaining My Sudden Absence
Crystal Renn Says Success Comes To Those Who Are True To Themselves
The Studded Clutch Goes For Gold
The Top 11 Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
Lady Gaga Creates Limited Edition ... Headphones?
Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Doo-Doo
First Time For Everything: The Gratifying One-Night Stand
Sneaky Tips For Prolonging Your Hair Color
Love This Book: Life's Too F***ing Short by Janet Street-Porter
Star Couplings: Another "True Blood" Romance
Quick Pic: Victoria Beckham Will Have To Hold Her Birkin Bag With Just One Arm
Britney Does Alanis
Exclusive Q&A: Diablo Cody Talks Megan Fox, Therapy, And Doing "The View" With Courtney Love
Janelle Monae's Surprising Beauty Secret
Quick Pic: Lindsay Lohan Appears To Be Just As Vampire-Obsessed As The Rest Of America
Guess That Fan Fiction, Win Nerd Respect!
Are You Happy?
A Collection Of Creatively Displayed Collections
A Mask That'll Bring Out Your Inner Sex Kitten
Crazy Cat Lady Teaches Massage And How To Stay A Virgin
Quick Pic: Doing It Doggy Style In Paris
Today's Lady News: Tila Tequila Accuses Shawne Merriman Of Allegedly Choking Her. Ugh.
Crave: Furoshiki Card Holder
Love And Marriage 101: What Are Falling In Love Pills?
The Fuss About Foreplay
Doin' It With Dr. V: How To Blow An Uncut Man's Mind
Dear Wendy: Is A Potential Relationship Worth Jeopardizing A Great Friendship?
Dark Jewelry For Divorcées
Bite-Sized Food On A Stick Is My New Diet
For The Week Of September 7-13, 2009
Why "Eat, Pray, Love" Was So Annoying—And I Hope Elizabeth Gilbert's Next Book Is Way Better
What To Do With A Guy Who Only Texts
Liquid Love And A Drug: Oxytocin Vs Oxycontin
Bettie Page Does Bumps, Grinds And Mash-Ups
Feet Too Tired To Wear Heels? Put Them Around Your Neck Instead
Is It Better For A Man To Be Funny Or Rich?
Is It Possible to Spot a Liar?
American Apparel Tries To Make Tie Dye Happen
Style Buzz: Outfit Inspiration, Plus Models To Watch This Fashion Week
Picasso Was A Pervert
The Future Is Here: Doctors Allow Us To Telepathically Control Electronics, Get Skinny Sans Effort
Are You Ready For Marriage?
DIY Chain And Brooch Necklace
Gallery: Wedge Yourself Between Summer And Fall
12 Simple Tips For Relationship Bliss
Today's Lady News: How Many Beers Would It Take A Yale Student To Screw You?
2009: Perez Hilton's Year In Fights
Latest '80s Comeback: The Smurfs In 3D!
Was Ashlee Simpson Tipsy On "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"?
Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo, And Other Stars Who Sneak Around To Avoid The Paps
The Friday Roundup: It Happened This Week On The Frisky
Quickies: Kim Kardashian Takes More Swimsuit Photos Of Herself, Plus Labor Day Flings
Quick Pic: Lily Allen Takes Eyeshadow To A Whole Notha Level
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For September 5-6th 2009
Man Farts During Surgery And Sets His Junk On Fire
Bathing Suiting Up For The Beach, 1952 Style
Trailer Park: "All About Steve," "Extract," "Amreeka"
Quick Pic: Wouldn't Ju Like To No
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of September 4th 2009
The Fashion Peacekeepers: The Olsen Twins
Doin' It With Dr. V: How To Blow An Uncut Man's Mind
Finally TOMS Shoes We Would Wear
Chris Brown Thinks Oprah Was Harsh On Him
Crave: Danielle Stevens Jewelry (Win It!)
Michael Jackson's New Roommates
Kate Moss Stars In Totally Hot New YSL Parisienne Commercial
The Fashion Peacekeepers: The Olsen Twins
Quick Pic: Fancy Harem Pants For Pregnant Women
Donald Trump Really Does Play God At Miss Universe
Play Dirty Minds At Your Labor Day BBQ
Quick Pic: Apparently Nuns Have Miraculous Powers
Esquire Tells You 75 Things You Didn't Know About Women
Female Football Players Clad In Underwear Want To Be Taken Seriously
You Can't Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue, Without Possibly Going Blind
Pierced Fashion Models—Sketch Or Trendsetting?
Quick Pic: Jessica Simpson "Works" A Paris Runway
Tyrant Porno: All For A Good Cause?
Sept. 4: What Are People Wearing Today?
Pepto-Bismol Has An Ugly Side Effect
Leah Lust: Another Florida Teacher Gone Wild
In Bed With ... Jesus Luz
Welcome Back, Erin Andrews!
"The Real Housewives Of Atlanta" Recap: "I'm The Director"
Finally, Fashion For the Over-70 Crowd
Hair Color Horror Stories!
The Bear Trap Necklace (For Girls Who Bite)
Sneak Peak At Rachel Zoe's QVC Collection
365 Days In Paris: Welcome Homme
"In The House" Actress Maia Campbell Rumored To Have Meth Problem
"Project Runway": Reality Show Or Garnier Product Pusher?
Make Up My Mind For Me: Cut, Grow Or Bangs?
Finally, Fashion For the Over 70 Crowd
(Another) Quote of the Day: Lady Gaga's Vagina Speaks
Finally, A Clothing Line For the Elderly Crowd
Having Big Thighs May Prolong Your Life
New Studies Call Women Cheating Liars
Finally, TOMS Shoes We Will Wear
What If You Had To Ask 4 Million People For Permission To Get Married?
Quick Pic: "Labels Mean Nothing To Me"
Star Couplings: Keanu Reeves Agrees To Paternity Test
Dear Reggie Love: I Love You
Quote Of The Day: Donatella Versace's Life Advice
Sean Lennon Recreates Parents' Legendary Photo
Who Was Your Childhood Celebrity Crush?
Pregnant Women Are Smug
Out-Of-The-Ordinary Nail Trends For Fall
Liveblogging "Project Runway!"
Quickies: Salma Hayek Gives Some Diva Attitude To A Restaurant Hostess & Favorite TV Girlfriends
Quick Pic: Black Brazilian Mom's Got Three Albino Kids
Lady News: Lil Mama Apologizes For What She Said About A Tranny
Young French Women Are Disappearing As Their Families Force Them Into Marriages
168-Pound 5-Year-Old Is Eating Herself To Death
Sexy Magazines: Burning Angel, Jacques, Ligerbeat, And Filament, Bringing Sexy Back To Print (Examin
What Are Bleggings, Why Are Celebs Wearing Them & Why Do We Kind Of Love?
Cats & Dogs In Funny Costumes
Holly Madison Says Living In The Playboy Mansion Made Her Crazy Insecure
Hair How To: It's Not A Braid—It's A Twist!
Style Maven Timesucker: Shop It To Me
How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?
Style 911: Can I Wear Black To My Own Wedding?
New Site We're Hearting: Haters + Lovers 20 Questions
Crave: Louise Bourgeois Je T'aime Pillowcase
Quick Pic: That's Kimora Like It!
The Top 8 Celebrity Mental Cases!
Balenciaga Unveils Fall Ads Starring Jennifer Connelly
Does This Mean I Have To Paint Myself Green For Fall?
Mick Jagger's 17-Year-Old Daughter Would Like To Discuss Her Pants With You
11 Pairs Of Plaid Shoes That'll Make You Wish You Were Scottish
13 Reasons He Won't Have Sex With You, Even After A Hot Date
(Another) Quote Of The Day: Pete Campbell Is Kinda Deep In Real Life
Quick Pic: Your Underpants Are Enormous
Dear Wendy: HS Sweethearts Go Off To Different Colleges, Wonder If They Should Stay Together
All The Men I Don't Regret Hooking Up With In College—And Why
Is High Fashion A Man Repellent? Um, Do We Actually Care?
Quick Pic: Ashlee Simpson Rocks Dark Lips For Alexa Chung
Restorers Discover A Big Old Erect Penis In A Classic 17th Century Painting
Shocking: A Stephenie Meyer Clothing Line That Has Nothing To Do With "Twilight"
Quick Pic: Tacktastic See-Through Jeans
Lily Allen Behind The Scenes, Working It For Chanel (Again)
Sept. 3: What Are People Wearing Today?
Eight Celebs Go Undercover!
New Doc Explores Forks, Washington, The Real Home Of "Twilight"
Kate Gosselin Gets A Makeover, Actually Looks Good
First Time For Everything: Swinging
Alexander McQueen Is On Twitter!
Poll: Do You Wear Complicated Lingerie?
Season Two Of "The City" Looks Like A Snoozefest
Ashley Dupre's New Single Is A Real Tearjerker
Five Days, Five Looks, Five Million Dollars
Drew Barrymore's Female Fight Club
Eliot Spitzer's Escort Tells Other Women To "Get Real"
Dating Don'ts: Making Over A Badly Dressed Boy
Who's The Fairest of Them All?
Is Carla Bruni Becoming Woody Allen's New Muse?
Star Couplings: Chris Brown Says He Wasn't Taught How To Love Rihanna
Beauty Test Drive: Temptu AIRpod Foundation
Quick Pic: Kylie Minogue Is A Leather Mama
Lourdes Ciccone Is "Like A Virgin"
Does Katherine Heigl's Long Leave From "Grey's Anatomy" Mean She'll Soon Be Off The Show For Good?
Body Issues: Back Titties Are My Arch-Nemesis
Jon & Kate Get The Porn Spoof Treatment
Quote Of The Day: Drew Barrymore Has A Thing For Bow Ties
Quickies: Erin Andrews Returns Tomorrow & "The Hangover" Sequel Is Exciting
Are You Ready For The Fashionair Launch?
Quote Of The Day: Jerry O'Connell Is Learning Everything He Can About Teen Girls
The New Mary Kay: Sell Shaping Undies, Make Bank?
Max Azria Joins The Cast Of "The Beautiful Life"
Avedon-Inspired Cards Help Models Stand Out From The Crowd
Today's Lady News: Coming Soon, Nights With Diane Sawyer (Instead Of Mornings)
Happy Hump Day: This Puppy Is Just Chillin'
Miss Piggy And Kermit To Show Their Fluff On "America's Got Talent"
"The Hills" Are Alive With The Sound Of Kristin
Seven Celebrity Closets As Big As Our Apartment
Roxanne's Revenge Looks Like It's A Total Lie
Celebrity House Rules
Today In Terribleness: Murder, Murder, And More Murder
Aliph's Jawbone Prime Is One Chic Bluetooth
"Saturday Night Live" Signs Two New Cast Members With Vajayjays
What's The Deal With Makeup Primer?
American Apparel Ad Banned For Looking Too Much Like Child Porn
Quick Pic: Paul Rudd Is Just Kid-ding!
Seven Celebrity Closets As Big As Our Apartment
Crave: Peerless Photo Tint Watercolors
Got Ink? No Drink! Swedish Nightclub Doesn't Serve Tattooed Women
Men And Women Both Care More About Pretty Faces Than Hot Bodies
Dear Wendy: Boyfriend's Crazy-Jealous Of Girlfriend's New Boss-Man
Cheapskate: Francesca's Collections