Archives: June, 2009

Bruno Opens Amsterdam's First "Pink Light" Brothel
Chinese Sex Workers Told A Shot Will Protect Them From HIV
An Open Letter To The Fools At Bacardi
What Ever Happened To This Summer's "Must Haves"?
"Magic Mint" The New New Drug Of Choice
Please Don't Wear This: Crazy Fashion From Milan Men's Fashion Week
Students Walk Out When Headmaster Says Girls' Skirts Are Too Short
Three Stupid Studies That Waste Money
There Comes A Time When Every Man Has To Grow Up
Where Celebs Go On Vacay
This Month In The Lady Mags: Inexpensive Fashion And Bland Celebs
Quick Pic: Something's Missing From Gaga's "Outfit"
Lindsay Lohan And Ryan Seacrest's New Reality TV Show?
Girl Talk: How Much Do Boyfriends And Best Friends Really Need To Get Along?
The Power Plate And Other Fast-Dying Fitness Crazes
Would You Sell Your Body To Make Ends Meet?
Do You Have To Go Online To Get A Date?
Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant? Maybe? Probably? Perhaps? We Think?
What We Think Jon And Kate's Announcement Will Be
Rihanna And Chris Brown Take It To The Court Room
In Russia, The Po-Po Is Brad Pitt
Perky Boobs Are On The Rise With—Ouch!—Nipple Surgery
Lessons From A Year Of Celibacy
I Am Neda: Could This Be The Birth Of A New Iranian Revolution?
"Elles@Centrepompidou": The Way Art Should Be
What Does Fashion Taste Like? Vodka, According To NYC Bar Local 138
Quick Pic: The Least Down-To-Earth Wedding Ever
Woman Discovers Fiance Is A Porn Star
Madonna Has Mercy
Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Is Going To Be A Dad Again
Did Boom-Boom-Pow Perez Hilton?
For The Week Of June 22-28, 2009
Quick Pic: Who's More Bootylicious?
The iPorn Girls Come Out To Play, Plus Other Strange iThings.
Quick Pic: Thomas Voorn Bathing Suit (...We Think?)
Are You Going To Watch "Hung"?
Sean Penn Takes A Break. Other Celebrities Who've Gone On Hollywood Hiatus.
The Twisted World Of Celebrity Stalkers
Pawn Off Your Bling From Your Ex For Extra Cash
Prince Refuses Hip Replacement 'Cause It's Against His Religion. Other Anti-Medicine Celebs.
Have Bad Skin? Brush Your Stomach
Is It Hot Or Cold in Here Or Is It Me?
Can I Find Love If I'm Transgendered?
Bad Dad Style: No More Golf Hats, Please
Haute Germs: Are Handbags Making Us Sick?
10 Things You Really Don't Want To Do With Dad
Scandalicious Wives: Chicks Whose Hubbies Really Effed Up
Optimize Your Daily Dose Of Snail Secretion
Fakin' Bakin': Products To Get Your Fake Tan On
The "Slim Mouth Piece": Beauty Product Or Choking Hazard?
These Celebs Really Don't Want To Say The Wrong Name In Bed
Celebrities Who've Been Ratted On By The Help
Ever Wonder What Editors Fashion Show Notes Look Like?
Tips For Talking Dirty
Barack Obama To Talk About Being A Papa
How To Cope With A Sex Scandal
Top Five Reasons To Date The Sidekick Instead Of The Leading Man
How To Date On Craigslist
Beyonce Goes After Bootleggers
Gallery: Supermodel Mini-Me's
Lessons From Dad: Believe In Yourself
Lessons From Dad: Drink Up (But Be Careful)
Super Sperm
Lessons From Dad: Don't Be Afraid To Do "Manly" Stuff
Lessons From Dad: Be Generous
When Bad Photo Shoots Happen To Good Celebrities
Take A Ride With This Guy? Um, No!
Wear Big Hats This Summer—Without Looking Like The Queen Mum
Products That Promise Beach Hair In A Bottle
Quickies! Joe Jonas Reveals Miley Cyrus Is Dating His Brother Nick
(Sperm) Size Matters
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For June 20th-21st 2009
Trailer Park: "The Proposal," "Year One," And "Whatever Works"
Women Fined $1.9 Million For Sharing 24 Songs Illegally
What Levi Johnston Should Really Do With His Life
Gift for Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of June 19th 2009
What To Wear: Summer Job Interview
Quick Pic: Robert Pattinson Drinks Regular Coke
Cool Career: Britain's First Female Beer Inspector
Leighton Meester's Sex Tape? Our Other Favorite (Maybe) Porn Stars
Eddie Bauer Is Bankrupt, But Preppy Style Lives On!
Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton Steals Lily Allen's Blackberry
Happy 64th Birthday, Suu Kyi!
Lessons From Dad: Hedge Your Bets
I'm One Big Home Design Mistake
Gallery: Shoe Jewelry And Other Foot Accessories
A Sex Toy Vending Machine To Make Your Ladyparts Sing
Jennifer Love Hewitt And Other Celebrities Who Dole Out Advice In Self-Help Books
Crave: Clare Vivier Bags (Win One!)
Zack Johnson Has a Vagina! And Gets His Period!
Sexy Test Drive: Booty Parlor Add Magic Lubricant
Oops! Britney Spears Mistakes Manchester For London
Quick Pic: D.C. Is Becoming The Reality TV Capital City
Woman Gets A Book/Movie Deal From Her Facebook Status Message
Concept Bindis: Um, Really?
Swaziland Introduces The "Love Test" To Fight AIDS
Quick Pic: Bo, The First Puppy, Gets His Official Portrait
Can Michelle Obama Inspire Another The Cosby Show?
Teens Getting High On Morning Glory Seeds?
Hillary Clinton Fractures Elbow, What Would You Write On Her Cast?
Is Perez Hilton A Traitor?
YA Novels And Teen Series You'll Heart
Would You Like Fries With That Purse?
What If I Don’t Want to Get Married?
Get Alexa Chung's Style
Man Demands To Know Why His Ex-Wife Finally Grew Her Hair Long
Would You Date A Guy Who's Bi?
Claudia Kishi, Style Icon
Debate This: Are Drugs That Get Rid Of Your Period Creepy?
Green Nails Might Catch On With The Help Of Chanel
Marc Jacobs Dangles Model From Window, But Why?
Doin' It With Dr. V: Can Pre-Cum Get You Pregnant?
The "Real Housewives Of New Jersey" Get-Pretty Secrets
Jon & Kate Have An Announcement To Make
Bordelle Lingerie Is The Sexist Thing Ever
Quick Pic: The Girl Next Door Dons A Veil
What Did Your Father Inadvertently Teach You About Sex?
I Married A Pornographer
MyVibe: First Vibrator App Approved By Apple
Star Couplings: Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape, Too
Robert Pattinson Runs Away From Fans And Gets Hit By A Cab
Summer Rain Gear That Won't Make You Sweat
She's Got The Crazy!
This Is How To Dress A Wound
Lulu Guinness Creates The First Moving Handbag
Celebrities And Their Murses
Quickies!: Dr. O'Malley Officially Leaving "Grey's Anatomy"
Reservation For Meryl Lynch: The Aliases Celebs Use At Hotels
Quick Vid: Badass Female Mixed Martial Arts Fighter Knocks Out Reporter
I Hope My Daughter Marries...
Rapist Of Four-Year-Old Girl Sentenced To Only One Year
Kira Plastinina Reopening LA Stores After Epic Failure Last Year
Katie Lee Joel And Other People Who've Disappeared Off The Face Of TV
Genes Might Influence Why Men Don't Commit
Finally, A Bra For The Less-Endowed
What To Wear When You Are Hungover
New Marriage Stats Get Us Down, Then Pick Us Right Back Up
Celebs Who Deny Their Sex Symbol Status
Hustler Shows XXX Love For The Kardashian Sisters
Lessons From Dad: Make Music
Get Me A Beer, You Effing Slacker!
Will PETA's Latest Ad Be Revolutionary?
Five Puppies Cloned From 9/11 Rescue Dog
The World's Weirdest Lip Balms
Crave: Christie Brinkley Wildflowers Turquoise Ring In Sterling Silver
Is A He-Cession Good News For Women?
Quick Pic: Prince Harry Straightens Up And Flies Right
Is This Safe Sex Ad Offensive And/Or Misogynist?
Being Gay Is Natural, It Happens In The Animal Kingdom, Too
Lady Gaga Inspires Fashionista At Vogue Italia
Dating Amelia: Maybe I Wasn't Ready For This
Could Men-Only Subway Cars Become A Reality In Tokyo?
American Apparel's Most Skanktastic Looks
Feminism In Iran Is Going Strong
Quick Pic: Despite The Odds, Woody Allen And Soon Yi Are Still Together
"Tan The Man" Makes A Burning Impression
Chatter Boxes: What Women Op Ed Writers Are Saying This Week
What Makes A Relationship Successful?
Bizarre & Ridiculous Beauty Products That Don't Work
Father's Day Gift Guide: The Funny Dad
The Men Folk Don't Like the Doodle Bra, But I Do
Answer Your Mobile Phone, Your Dress Is Blinking
Lauren Conrad Doesn't Care Who Knows "The Hills" Is Fake
Quick Vid: Barack Obama Kills A Fly & PETA Flips Out.
Russian Woman Restored Her Virginity Six Times
An Open Letter To Steve Zalewski
Minx Nails, You Saw Them Here First!
Mind Of Man: Online Dating Is A Waste Of Time
Cute Or Lame? Chase Crawford, Matthew McConaughey, And Robert Pattinson's Dream Dates
Your Hotel Awaits...
Beth Ditto's Got Herself A New Clothing Line
The Trick Guy Theory: McLovin And Other Nerds Who Date Skanks
Quick Pic: Hello, Beautiful
Dating Don'ts: How NOT To Settle
Where Do You Wish To Wake Up Tomorrow?
Hey Lindsay, She's Just Not That Into You!
Star Couplings: A Real Housewife Has A Sex Tape
What If Your Mother Married A Rapist?
Poll: Who Wore This Skanky Dress Best?
Why Marrying For Money Isn't A Totally Bad Idea
The Craziest Diets Of All TIme
Lessons From Dad: Pick Out Good Vino
Calvin Klein Ads Are Basically Free Porn
Bruno Gets Flack From Gay Rights Groups
Katy Perry Sues Katie Perry, Plus Other Famous Peeps Who Share Names
Quickies!: Stephanie Pratt Opens Up About Bulimia
How To Embrace A Long-Distance Relationship
Chinese Man Reinvents The (Bicycle) Wheel
The Drunkorexic Diet
Anya Hindmarch Dry Cleaning Tote: Cute Or Unnecessary?
Women Crash Into An IHOP After Dining And Dashing
The Emergency Outfit That Will Fit In Your Desk
"Bikini Bug" Does Filthy Things To British Girl
Ever Wonder What The Inside Of Sienna Miller's House Looks Like?
The Five Guys Who Shouldn't Have Made People's Hottest Bachelors Issue
Here's The Guy Who Gave A Woman 56 Tattoos On Her Face
Vera Wang And Other Fashion People We'd Like To See On "Dancing With The Stars"
Quick Pic: So This Is What Ryan Reynolds Hides Under His Shirt
Fem-Tastic Drug Smugglers