Archives: May, 2009

Lessons From Mom: Don't Hold A Grudge
Last-Minute Mother's Day E-Cards
“There’s A Condom In My French Fries” And Six Other Very Unhappy Meals.
The Perfect Mirror For Your Favorite Narcissist
M.I.A. Wants Oprah's Help Stopping War In Sri Lanka
Lessons From Mom: You Can Do It
Model Tell-Alls: The Clothes, The Men, The Glamour!
Keepin' It Classy: The Costume Conundrum
Quickies!: Alleged Wife-Killer Drew Peterson Heads To The Pokey
Lessons From Mom: Know What's Valuable
We Could Wear A Tee Or Two From Designers Against AIDS
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For May 8-9th 2009
OctoMom To Have Uterus Removed -- Finally!
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 8th 2009
Here She Comes, Miss Beautiful Morals
Playboy Goes High Fashion
Four Facts You Need To Know About Daisy De La Hoya
Quote Of The Day: Lance Armstrong Didn't Want More Kids, But He's Ready Now That One's Coming
Crave: BabyCakes Cookbook
What Do Celebs Obsess About?
Quick Pic: John Cho Has Got This One In The Bag
Women's Sexual Fantasies As Confusing As Ever
Quick Pic: Things Are Looking Bright For Betsey
Sarah Jessica Parker's Surrogate May Be A Tattooed Bisexual Who Wears Spiked Collar Necklaces
"Gossip Girl" Spinoff Is Canceled, Kaput, Finito
Meghan McCain Thinks The GOP Doesn't Understand Sex
Lessons From Mom: Drink Up
More Mature iPhone Apps Coming Soon
Quick Pic: An ANTM Winner Actually Goes On A Casting Call
Light Up Your Neck With Some Solar Panel-Powered LEDs
Prom Mix: Dance Your Fancy Pants Off
Is Cheating Ever Deserved?
A White Castle Ad For Furry Lovers
Celebs Who Dress Like They’re On “Star Trek”
Beauty Tips Straight From Mom
Quick Pic: New Kids On The Block Haven't Updated Their Dance Moves Or Their Wardrobes
Celebrity Couples We Didn't Think Would Last
Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Has A New Guy?
Lessons From Mom: Stand Tall
Guys Say The Meanest Things
Quick Pic: Is That A Weapon Or A Ring?
Is Hillary Clinton Allowed To Cry In Peace Now?
Quickies!: Manny Ramirez Tried To Enhance His Sex, Not His Game
Elizabeth Edwards Talks About John's Affair On "Oprah"
Mothers Trust Ellen DeGeneres With Their Kids Over Angelina Jolie
The Singing Gossip Girls
Quick Pic: “Life On The Outside Is Good!” Thinks Lil’ Kim
Celebrity Moms & Their Adorable, Chubby-Cheeked Children
Celebs Who've Come To The Rescue Of Their Fellow Stars
Lessons From Mom: Forgo Granny Panties
Crave: Andy Warhol Quote Plates
Why Make Saudi Women's Waistlines Suffer?
Quick Pic: I Say A Little Prayer For You
13 Celebs Who Swore To Stay Virgins
Lessons From Mom: Dress Within Your Means
Why Are Weddings Getting Weirder?
Quick Pic: It's A Boy For Kimora Lee Simmons And Djimon Hounsou
Awkward Erectile Dysfunction Commercials Might Disappear From TV
White Jeans, Unzipped
Quick Pic: Nicole Richie Proves Overalls Are Still Comfy Maternity Wear
Can Powerful Women Find Love?
Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Models Getting Booked More During The Recession
Are The New Gisele Bündchen Ads Racist?
Lessons From Mom: Cheap Is Good
Mind Of Man: What I Learned From My Mother
Nobody Messes With Judy Blume
Get Happy With Coke Creatures
Quick Pic: Joshua Jackson And Diane Kruger Stroll And Scowl Through Gay Paree
Dating Don'ts: How Not To Be (Or Date!) An Overlapper
Star Couplings: Ryan O'Neal Talks About Being Farrah Fawcett's Caregiver
Suck On This: Massimo Gammacurta Logo Lollipops
Quick Pic: Why Are Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Celebrating?
What The Hell Is A Cleavage Facial?
Quickies!: Lorena Gallo Throws Down With John Bobbitt
Quick Pic: If Posh Says Not Brushing Is In, Not Brushing Is In
Five Things To Know About Mindy Kaling
WWWWD Reports On The Met Ball
Kate Moss To Pen Autobiography
Beyond Blue: How To Wear Colored Jeans
Lessons From Mom: Have Hobbies
Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Would You Ever Violate Her Privacy?
Celebrity Moms & Their Famous Adult Offspring
Quick Pic: Jessica Alba And Her Handsome Manny, Er, Husband, Go For A Stroll
Crave: LCD Notecards
Lessons From Mom: Use Your Noggin
Where Did Mother's Day Come From?
Quick Pic: You Can't Put A Good Bitch Down
Ron Jeremy: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
The Top 10 Online Profile Types Not To Date
Jimmy Fallon Wants To Host A "Saved By The Bell" Reunion
Love Vandal: Languages Of Love
“Mad Men” Delayed Until August. Wah!
Quick Pic: Emporio Armani Could Have Killed Two Birds With One Stone
Five Ways To "Unfriend" A Friend
Poll: Would You Freeze Your Eggs?
Notes To Our Younger Selves
Quick Pic: Kelly Ripa Does Her Best Chicken Impression
21 Twitter Pick-Up Lines (er, Tweets)
Lessons From Mom: Get Your Way Without Letting Him Know
Paula Abdul's Top Five Highest Moments
Bristol Palin Appeared On "Today" And "GMA" To Talk About Teen Pregnancy
Bejeweled Panties To Pattern Your Butt
Quick Pic: The Dynamic Duo Strikes Again
That's Vaginal! Escalator In First Ever Barbie Flagship Store Looks Like Lady Bits
Star Couplings: Marriage In The Cards For Kanye West?
We're Overdosing On Audrey Tautou And Chanel
Quick Pic: Holy Fierceness, Rihanna Is Back!
Giving Birth Is No Time To Let Yourself Go!
Quickies!: Frowny Faces More Likely To Get Divorced
Cinco de Mayo Shout Out: Five Things We Love About Mexico
10 Things That Are More Dangerous Than The Swine Flu
Quick Pic: Marc Jacobs' Muses Gettin' Crunk
How To Date Someone Dumber Than You
Lessons From Mom: Be Independent
Mother's Day Gift Guide: The Constant Gardener Mom
Casual Sex Site Makes Us Sad
Quick Pic: Posh Spice Can't Hide Her High Beams
Crave: Pepperface Pepper Spray Tubes
Mother's Day Gift Guide: The Classy & Refined Mom
Dating Amelia: Is My Busted Engagement A Problem For You?
Quick Pic: Kelly Rip(ped)a
Tyra Banks Wants To Expand The Idea Of Beauty
10 Lies You've Been Told About Sex
Lessons From Mom: Don't Spend Your Whole Paycheck In One Place
World's First Steampunk Vibrator
Recapping "Gossip Girl": The Wrath Of Con
Quick Pic: Nicole Richie, All Air, All Smiles
Doin' It With Dr. V: Masturbation Myths
Lessons From Mom: Sip, Don't Guzzle
Christina Aguilera To Put Big Boobs To Professional Use
Slideshow: The Ladies Brought The Fabulous & The Fug At The Met Ball
The Hottest Single Celebrity Moms
Gogetter Grooms Are Getting Involved In Wedding Planning
Slideshow: Models, Models, Models At The Met Ball
Quick Pic: We Wish We Had The Balls To Wear Tight Lace
Have All Eyes On You With This Necklace Made From Real Eyelashes
Star Couplings: Mr. Cindy Crawford Denies Being A Total Perv
Lessons From Mom: Never Stop Learning
Heavenly Bodies: Gay Porn Or Mormon Fundraiser?
Oprah Takes Jenny McCarthy Under Her Harpo Wing
Lady Gaga On Ice!
Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed
Quickies!: Pink Isn't Bisexual, Damn It!
Masturbate-A-Thon Full Of Winners
Lessons From Mom: Invest In Good Jewelry
The Skinny On: The Met Costume Ball
Quick Pic: Kate Hudson Braves The Rain ...
Death By Firing Squad For Pregnant British Woman
Vanity Fair Harshes On Jessica Simpson
Eight Secrets You Need To Know About The Penis
Crave: Demitasse Moustache Necklace
Quick Pic: Cyndi Lauper Says No Flash Photography!
"True Life": My Mom Is Pressuring Me To Get A Boob Job!
Lessons From Mom: Love Yourself
What's With Guys Wanting Women Who Don't Speak?
Quick Pic: Could A Bundchen-Brady Baby Be On The Way?
Sex Ed Through Text Messaging
Mother's Day Gift Guide: The Single & Dating Mom
Quick Pic: Walking In The Rain Isn't A Drag For RuPaul
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys On Bikes
Real Chick Lit: "Rattled," Accidental Pregnancies, & Paternal Responsibility
The Keybag
Quick Pic: When You Wear Matching Hats, You Know It’s Love
How To Get Plastic Surgery -- For Free!
First Look: "Julie & Julia"
Quick Pic: Posh Popularizes The Police Cap
Star Couplings: Maggie Gyllenhaal Is A Sarsgaard
Mother's Day Gift Guide: The Eclectic & Artsy Mom
Quick Pic: Amy Winehouse Holds On For Dear Life
For The Week Of May 4-10, 2009
New Plus-Size Lines Faith 21 And Pure Energy Have Got Big Competition
Tricky Bras For Tricky Dresses
One-Piece Swimsuits: From Sweet To Sexy
Girl Power: Women Fend Off Bad Guys With Bras, Weaves, Implants, & Batons
Do Opposites Really Attract?
Gallery: No-Bling Engagement Rings
Jessica Alba's '80s Birthday Party, Plus Other Wack(y) Celeb-Themed Shindigs
Tell Us Your Real Life Wardrobe Malfunctions!
Swine Flu Ruins Prom!
Steven Meisel's "Three Hundred And Seventeen And Counting"
It's Kentucky Derby Time! Five Facts About "The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sports"
Nutella, Eggs, And Lemons Work Wonders In At-Home Spa Treatments
The Most Eligible Jockeys Of The Kentucky Derby
Accessorize Your Swine Flu Paranoia Just Like Speidi!
Less Sexy Celeb Siblings: Kevin Jonas Omitted From People's "Most Beautiful People" List
Host Your Own Kentucky Derby Party: Essential Race-Day Grub
Quickies!: The Men Of No Doubt Still Look Like Sidekicks
Some Things Shouldn’t Be DIY -- Like Botox!
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For May 2nd-3rd 2009
Beauty How-To: Get Anne Hathaway's Retro-Cute Side Pin-Up
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 1st 2009
Can We Sue My Hubby's Ex To Pay For His Vasectomy Reversal?
Quick Pic: I Know That's You Ryan Gosling!
Celine Dion Is Going To C(h)ry(sler) A River
Crave: We Love Colors Tights (Win A Pair!)
Ode To The "Millionaire Matchmaker"
Quick Pic: Aussie Fashionistas Stand Up To The Swine Flu
Zodiac Killer = Worst. Dad. Ever.
Quick Pic: Paul Rudd Was Head Of The Class
An Ode To The Ugly Ducklings Of “America’s Next Top Model”