Archives: May, 2009

Fashion Crimes Committed On The High Seas
New Opera Stinks, Literally
Sliding Scale: Seersucker & Strappy Sandals
Slideshow: These Aren't Your Grandma's Flats
"Fat" And Happy: Celebs In Love
If You Have to Grill, You Should At Least Look Good Doing It
Hey There, Sailor: The Best Pin-up Girl Looks For Fleet Week
Gingham: Your Uniform For Memorial Day Weekend Barbecues
Senator Feingold Loves Wilco And Four Other Rockin' Politicians
Five Items From Winter You Can Wear This Summer
Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Guys: The Ones We Recognize
Twitter Tirades: Stars -- They Tweet Like Us!
Save Blossom and '90s Fashion!
Gallery: Men We Wouldn't Mind Seeing In Skirts
Why Guys Hate Date Movies
Will Danica Patrick Win The Indy 500 This Weekend?
Offensive Or Not? Murray’s Pomade Features The Obamas
Adam Lambert: "American Idol" Loser, Fashion Winner
Quickies! Gisele Bunchen May Be Preggers (With One Hot Baby)!
Brazil Fashion Week Mandates Shows Cast Black Models
Have You Flossed Your Nasal Passages Today?
Mazel Tov To The First Female Black Rabbi!
Trailer Park: Terminator Salvation, The Girlfriend Experience, And Night At The Museum
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For May 23rd-24th 2009
When Our Wallets Are Empty, We Buy Lube
Quote Of The Day: John Mayer Doesn't Get Your Jealousy
11 Reasons Facebook Is Really Dead
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 22nd 2009
"Being Fat Is Grounds For A Divorce," Plus Other Scary Advice From A French Wife
Cricket Player Benched For...Genital Warts?
Crave: "Bought" By Anna David (Win A Copy!)
American Apparel To Offer Butt-Baring Tights
Doin' It With Dr. V: What To Do When You're Feeling Raw
Quick Pic: This Is How We Do It
Give Yourself An Inside Out Self-Love Makeover
Pink And Carey Hart Are Back Together. "So What" And Other Break-Up-To-Make-Up Songs.
10 Sex Locations You Thought Were Hot, But Are Really Not
All I Want For My Birthday Is A...Prostitute!?
What's The Oddest Penis You've Ever Encountered?
Quick Pic: A Blast From The Damme Past!
14 Rules For Summer Dressing
Laundry: The Adderall Of Chores
Is Nancy Botwin A Hooker Or A Drug Dealer?
Fashion Police: Model Arrested On Runway For Indecency
Should Adam Lambert Be Queen's Next Frontman?
Mary Kay Letourneau Hosts "Hot For Teacher" Bar Night
Warning: Tight Jeans Can Make Your Legs Go Numb
Brief Jerky, Anyone?
Quick Pic: What's In Kate's Cup?
Black Women Can't Get No Love From The Beauty Industry
Shanghai Woman Nearly Mows Down Men For A New Car
Star Couplings: Robert Pattinson Sold Kisses At Cannes
Quick Pic: Jessica Szohr Or Crayola "Antique Brass" Crayon?
Five Batty Things Karl Lagerfeld (Supposedly) Does
Teen To Pay Taxes On Her Virginity
Tim Gunn To The Rescue In New Fashion Comic Book!
Quote Of The Day: Carine Roitfeld On Not Overworking Yourself
"Sexy Stretching": Pornified Yoga!
Porn Star Blows Her Chance At BJ Record
Quickies! Alec Baldwin Is Banned From The Phillipines
Is Bisexuality The Next Big Thing In Hollywood?
Meet The "Southern Belles"
Who's Gonna Play A Fashion Video Game?
Quick Pic: Matthew's Wife Doesn't Mind If He Swings
Five Things To Know About Aubrey Graham, Rihanna's (Maybe?) New Guy
Maybe It's Not A Bad Thing Anna Wintour Suggested Oprah Lose Weight
Nike Does Gladiator Sandals, And We Like Them
Crave: Hungry Girl 200 Under 200 By Lisa Lillien
Cannes Is A Celebrity Grope-Fest
The Holy Grail of Sneakers
Quick Pic: Eve's Dress Doubles As A Rain Slicker
Would You Wear This: Neon Pink Eyeliner, Lipstick
And You Thought You Were Petite...
Gallery: A Chanel Segway? Yeah, You Really Don't Need That.
Quick Pic: Rompers Are Playful And Sexy!
TV Networks Announce Their Fall Lineups. We Have A Feeling We Won't Be Leaving The House Much.
Mary Carey Returns To Porn In Celebrity Rehab Spoof
The 2010 Olympic Torch Looks Like A Joint
Rapex Anti-Rape Condoms Turn Your Vagina Into A Penis Fly Trap
Same Dress, Different Style
When Does A Couple Become A Family?
Should Sex Educators Teach The Withdrawal Method?
Quote Of The Day: Which Actor Doesn't Know How To Eat Out?
First Look: "Not The Cosby Show XXX"
Tights Are NOT Pants
Will A Documentary Save Amy Winehouse's Career?
Quick Pic: The Face Of A Mother Who Misses Her Child
Dating Don'ts: The Downside Of Online Dating
The Invasion Of Pink Board Games
Star Couplings: This Was Rihanna's Man ... For A Night
Women Give Their Babymakers A Rest While The Economy Gets Back On Track
Quick Pic: Michelle Williams And Ryan Gosling Make Out. SWOON!
TSA Porn Or Security Measure?
Kris Allen Beats Adam Lambert For The Title of "American Idol"
Darling, Your Fake FemSkin Looks Lovely Today
You Need This In Your Life: The Eyebrow Weave
Quick Pic: Adam Lambert Loses, But His Outfit Is A Winner
Skip This Flick: Lars Von Trier's "Antichrist"
Quickies!: Miss California's Mom May Be GAY?!
Is Your Fiance A Groomzilla?
Shun, Shag, Or Marry: Who Should Get The Empty Supreme Court Seat?
Quick Vid: Insane Pregnancy Prevention Ad (Warning—It's Graphic!)
"American Idol" Smackdown: Adam Lambert Vs. Kris Allen. Who Will Win Tonight?
Bristol Says The Darndest Things
Happy Birthday Blue Jeans: Leading Men In Levi's
Quick Pic: Kim Kardashian Has Her Own Love Vandal
Girls To The Left, Boys To The Right. Politically Speaking, Of Course.
Beyonce Works Booty To Win An Academy Award
Five Reasons The Jersey Crew Fits Right In With The Rest Of The Housewives
Rachel Bilson's Closet Gets Burglarized
Crave: Alessi Kitchen Timer
Quick Pic: Angelina Cannes Wear Anything She Wants
The History Of The Manskirt
Comedian Jay Mohr Calls Michelle Obama A Man
What Item In Your Closet Would You Hate To Have Stolen?
Archie Will Finally Choose Between Betty And Veronica
Hayden Panettiere And Other Celebs With Misspelled Tattoos
Quick Pic: If Lindsay's Jumper Gets Stuck In The Escalator, That Girl's Going To Be Naked
I Hate You, Ann Curry
Quick Pic: What's Ashlee Simpson Hiding?
Teen Auctions Her Virginity And Dishes The Deets
Nine Pearls Of Wisdom I Learned From Bruno On Twitter
Kate Gosselin's 'Do Is Harder To Pull Off Than It Looks
Quick Pic: The Lakers Toy With Justin's Emotions
Top 10 Alternatives To The Word "Boyfriend"
Girl Crushing: Julia Dales, Beat Boxing Champion
Oh, The Questions We Have For Female Astronauts
Buggin' Out: Insect Jewelry And Shoes
Quick Vid: Bikini-Clad Woman Arrested After High Speed Chase
Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: OctoMom The Musical
Quick Pic: Whitney Port Loves Her Some Jeggings
Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: How Can A Woman Be Bad In Bed?
The Meanest Things Women Say To Men
Star Couplings: Kate Hudson And A-Rod?
Quick Pic: Kingston Rossdale Has A Cooler Haircut Than You
10 Ways Not To Say "I Love You"
Shawn Johnson Robs Gilles Marini on "Dancing With The Stars"
Quick Pic: Get The Hell Off My Dress, Pedro Almodovar
Baby Gender Testing At Home: Cool Or Curious?
Liveblogging "The Real Housewives Of New Jersey"
Quickies! Britney Has Been Sued By Former Bodyguard
Twitter Tirades: First Tweets!
Album Drop: The Newest Releases From Eminem, Tori Amos, Iron & Wine, And Jarvis Cocker
WTF?! Twins With Different Fathers
Quick Pic: Britney-Style Breakdown Coming Soon!
Mad Science: Wal-Mart Will Shrink Your Waistline
A Request To Celebs: Shut Up About Your Bodies, Already
The Racktrap: A Reason To Dig Into Your Bra
“Glee”: Five Reasons We Think It’s Gonna Be The Bomb
Jon And Kate Plus A Marriage Contract?
Heels Are Better For Your Health -- And Sex Life!
Are These Shoes High Fashion Or Hooker Chic?
Crave: Lily Pulitzer "Beachy" Fragrance
Six Places To Confess Your Relationship Sins Online
Quick Pic: Something Shady Is Going On Here, Jon Gosselin
How To Tell A Man He's Bad In Bed
Lisa Rinna Opens Her Silicone Trap
Recapping "Gossip Girl": The Goodbye Gossip Girl
Quick Pic: Hayden Looks Unsure About Letting Someone With A Butt Tattoo Rub Sunscreen On Her
The Catholic Kama Sutra? A Monk Explores The Kinkier Side Of Religious Sex.
Quick Pic: Victoria Beckham Shows Off Her "Little" Birkin
A New Beverage Says It's The Opposite of Red Bull
10 Wedding Vows I'm Making To The Public
Quick Pic: Anna Wintour Brings Her Signature Style To Ballet Gala
Quiznos Inspired By "2 Girls 1 Cup" For New Ad Campaign
Mary-Louise Parker Regrets Getting Naked On "Weeds"
No More Love For Love Land Theme Park
Love Vandal: PDA We Can Handle
Trick Out Your Package With Bejeweled Penis Plugs
Dating Amelia: My Last Bite Of Chicken Parm
Not Always in the Stars: Why You Should Ignore Your Horoscope
Five Lessons We've Learned From Anna Wintour
Quick Pic: Rihanna Perfects Her Tough Girl Glare
Lingerie Chandelier Promises To Light Up Your Boudoir
Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Is Dating A Man That Isn't Dating Someone Else
Sniff, Sniff -- That's Dating Compatibility You Smell
Quick Pic: Jen Hangs On Ben's Every Word
Um, No: The Cap-Sac
Band Of Brothers: Soldiers In Iraq Get N'Sync
Mac Gets A Girlfriend
Liveblogging "The Bachelorette" For May 18th 2009
Quickies!: Brooke Shields Shows Her Cougar Side In Sexy Photos
Quick Pic: Selfish Heiress Slays, Skins Rare Blue Leopard For Her Sunbathing Needs
The Greek Ruins Are Getting Even More Ruined By Stilettos
Ask The Astrosexologist: Am I Wasting My Time On This Pisces Guy?
Gallery: 'Til Death Do Us Part ... Or Until Our Reality Show Is Over
Quick Pic: Drew Barrymore Does Not Know Which Decade She's In
Nose Waxing, The Latest Beauty Trend You Might Want To Skip
Paris Hilton Documentary Doesn't Reveal Much
Love Is Just A Combination Of Chemicals In Our Brains
For Jezebel, Sexism In Advertising Is OK -- As Long As They're The Ones Running The Ads
Crave: Gap T-Shirt Dress
Quick Pic: Take A Load Off, Paul Rudd
All The Bachelorette's (White) Men
Iman Says Michelle Obama Is No Great Beauty—Insult Or Truth?
Are There No Mature Men In Our Age Bracket?
Remembering Our First Crushes
Dating Amelia: Kissing, Control Issues, & The Sneakerhead
"Smart Memory Bra" Perfects The Lady Boner
The Three Ways Michelle Obama Is Influencing The Fashion Industry