Archives: April, 2009

Sliding Scale: Plaid Sundresses & Star Necklaces
Quick Pic: Rachel & Taylor, Together Again!
Quickies!: Get Eyes Like Edward Cullen's
Farrah Fawcett Leaves The Hospital; What Is Anal Cancer, Anyway?
French Elle's No-Makeup Issue
Flash Your Vagina With LED Light Up Merkin
Quick Pic: Drew Barrymore Grins For "Grey Gardens"
Twitter Tirades: Jesus Tweets, Plus Other Celebs Take On Easter
Does Teen Pregnancy Lead To Obesity?
Crave: Bath & Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom Eau De Toilette
What's The Difference Between Having A Sugar Daddy & Prostitution?
Quick Pic: The Wedding Dress For The Woman Who Has A Bottomless Bank Account
10 Surprising Sex Statistics
Adult Film Legend Marilyn Chambers Dies
Who Is Bo Obama, Anyway?
The Top 10 Best Coochie-Centric Commercials
The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Trichomoniasis
Sarah Palin's Pick For State Attorney General Allegedly Defends Marital Rape
Doin' It With Dr. V: How To Protect Your Hoo-Ha
Dealbreaker: Really Bad Sex
Frisky Hate Mail: Why I Got Dumped & Will Be Alone Forever
A Wedding Announcement To Love
Star Couplings: Madonna Pleads For Mercy, Chris Brown Has A New Girl
Gay, Feminist, & Erotica Writers Get Deranked On Amazon
For The Week Of April 13-19, 2009
Dating Across America: How 10 Women Met Their Last Boyfriend
Slideshow: The Best of "As Seen On TV" Beauty Products
We're Dying To See "500 Days Of Summer"
Breakin': Britney Disses Weed. Other Celebs Weigh In On The Chronic.
The Most Orange, Crispy Tanning Horror Stories You'll Ever Read
Pete Townsend And Friends Rock The Cradle
The Celebs Who Sell The Most Magazines
"South Park" Teaches Kanye Humility. Um, We're Skeptical.
Quickies!: Kelly Bensimon Is The Ambassador For Wool
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For April 11-12th 2009
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 10th 2009
How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: The Unusual Suspect
Crave: TweeCards
Overweight Women Hit A Glass Ceiling, Overweight Men Get Promoted
What's The Duggar Family's Big Announcement?
Fashion Slideshow: How To Wear A Denim Jacket
Debate This: Should You Out A Cheater?
Liz Lemon Attempts To Use Her Feminine Wiles To Save Her Staff
Cha-Ching! Meghan McCain Scores A Book Deal
Beauty How-To: Chose Makeup Brushes
In Bed With ... Ryan Reynolds
Invasion Of The Faux Sensitive Man
Don't See It: Seth Rogen's Date Rape Movie
Slideshow: Celebrity Sex Addicts—We Pick A Cast For "Celeb Rehab"
Will Brown Fat Make You Thin? Yes! Sort of.
Star Couplings: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Expecting!
Audrey Tautou Après Chanel
Get A Whiff Of Le Whif Chocolate
Quickies!: Pete Wentz Parties With Strippers While Ashlee Is Stuck With The Baby
The Chia Obama Is Offensive. Really?
Femskins: The Stuff Of Nightmares
American Idol's Adam Lambert Knocks Simon Cowell Onto His Feet. But Who Is This Guy Anyway?
The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Bacterial Vaginosis
The Guerrilla Girls Go Down In History
Crave: Jenny Owen Youngs' "Led To The Sea"
Rewriting The Rules Of Etiquette: What’s In a Name?
Topshop Or Not To Shop? We Say Not.
Reader Mail: How Do I Attract A Good Man?
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Get Post-Breakup Hairstyles
Poll: Should You Lie About Your Age?
Beauty How-To: Heal Chapped Lips
Will Have Sex For Meat
Beauty How-To: Make Your Nose Look Thinner
Beauty How-To: Keep Your Lips Moisturized
Woman Loves Eiffel Tower
Beauty How-To: Make Lips Look Fuller
Feminist Gold Diggers: Why You Should Marry For Money
Beauty How-To: Remove Lipstick
Bukkake Milk Ads: Not For The Lactose Intolerant
Beauty How To: Use A Lipstick Brush
Beauty How-To: How To Care For A Nose Piercing
Dating Don'ts: Dealbreaker Or Dealmaker?
Star Couplings: Britney Spears Gets A Taste Of K-Fed
Make Love, Not Debt: A Guide To Budget-Friendly Dating
Slideshow: Spring Decor
Liveblogging "America's Next Top Model"
Quickies!: Halle Berry Is A Poser?
Lindsay Lohan Teaches Us How Not To Break Up
Ask The Astrosexologist: How Do I Choose Between Two Men?
Stupid Hot Levi Johnston Hits "The Early Show"
Please Retire The Circus/Carnival Concert Theme
Major American Designers Pissed At Michelle Obama For Not Picking Their Clothes
Crave: Oh Deer! Mocha Pumps
Full Frontal Feminism: Meet The Muffia!
Mind Of Man: “Guilty Pleasures” Are For Uptight Chumps
Premature Ejaculators: If You Spray It, They Will Still Come Too Quickly.
Eminem's "We Made You" Video
The 15 Different Kinds Of Guys That There Are
A Guaranteed, Cheap Happy Ending
Dating Coach Tells Us Why Guys Don't Call Back
Stupid Moves Guys Have Made In The Name Of Sex
Scar Jewelry, Plus Nine Wounded Celebs!
Instant Wedding Rings, No Sizing Required
Would You Pay $800 For Christian Louboutin Sneakers?
Who Should Samantha Ronson Date Next?
10 Things We’d (Sometimes) Rather Do Than Have Sex
Ode To The Real Housewives Of NYC
Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Is Losing Her Mind!
How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: Crabs From A Crappy Roommate
Let It Rain! Umbrellas For April Showers
Quickies!: Sam Ronson Sure Knows How To Celebrate A Birthday/Breakup
Love Vandal: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Quote Of The Day: Drew Dishes On Her Fab Breakup
All The President's Gifts: What Barack And Michelle Obama Got And Gave In Europe
Hold Up Your Pants With A Pair Of Suspenders
Give It Up For Vermont! The Green Mountain State Legalizes Gay Marriage
“The Hills” Are Alive With the Sound of Drama
Crave: Miramax's "Doubt" On DVD
Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys In Plaid Shirts
Behold, This Year's March Man-ness Champion!
A Plea Deal For Chris Brown?
What Can Lindsay Lohan Do To Save Her Career?
What Your Breasts Say About Your Bedroom Skills
The Most Stressful Moments Of A Relationship
Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: The First Time He Went Down
This Week In Sex News
I Now Pronounce You Fully Covered
Dating Amelia: Red Wine + Tapas = A Clever And Dangerous First Date Activity
Would You Use A Tampon USB?
STD Playlist For The Party In Your Pants
Twitter Tirades: Airport Security Stole Margaret Cho's Vibrator! Wait, Nevermind!
Star Couplings: The Ronsons Are Really Sick Of Lindsay Lohan
My Son And I Are Dating My Boyfriend
Quickies!: Sarah Palin Is A Liberal...Parent?
Levi Johnston Is "Pretty Sure" Sarah Palin Knew He Was Doing Her Daughter
Woman Divorces Husband For Cleaning. Huh?
I Wanna Dress Like: Naomi Harper From "Mama's Family"
Would You Use Bacon Lube?
Top 12 Women’s Guiltiest Pleasures
Crave: Truly Madly Deeply Pocket Tank
Stars Pile On The Sequins And Sparkles At The Academy Of Country Music Awards
An Open Letter To Seth Rogen
Orgasmic Meditation Gets/Rips You Off
How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: The Girl Who Got Herpes Before She Had Sex
Cutesy Names And Secret Phrases Bond Couples
A Blogger-Commenter Union Gives Us Hope
Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock: The Sweet Sound Of The Male Biological Clock
Quick Pic: WTF, Are Tila Tequila And Billy Corgan Together?
Twitter Tirades: Lindsay Lohan Dumps SamRo, Diddy Watches Porn
First-Date Foods That Take Romance off the Menu
Hansaplast Condoms Promise To Help Your Pleasure Last
Today Is The Final Day Of March Man-ness
Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Have Broken Up
For The Week Of April 6-12, 2009
Dating Weary? How A Matchmaker Can Help
Totally Gratuitous Posting of Ryan Gosling's Band's New Music Video
Doin' It With Dr. V: Dating A Guy With The Herp
How I Got The Clap And Other STD Stories: The Man Who Wouldn't Pee
Tie One On: Lightweight Scarves For Spring
Style On The Street: Across Marks The Spot
Porn Screening Canceled At University Of Maryland
Shirtless Shrine: Robert Pattinson Poses As A Teen Model
Would You Wear White To Someone Else's Wedding?
Hollywood Nose Jobs: We Liked Your Old Schnozz Way Better
Making The Cut: Why Women Chop Off Their Hair
Quickies!: Madonna Appeals The Denial of Her Adoption Request
Quick Pic: Rihanna's Faux-Hawk Has Made A Nest
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For April 3rd-4th 2009
Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of April 3rd 2009
Slideshow: Celebrities Go Nude
Crave: The T-Bar Underoos
Cupcakes Have Never Been So Rock 'N' Roll
"Guiding Light" Axed After 72 Years: We Look Back at the Careers It Launched.
A Father’s Blessing: Sexist Tradition Or A Sign Of Respect?
Michelle Obama's Stylish Euro Road Trip
Top Ten Things A Woman Never Wants To See In A Guy’s Apartment
Dating Amelia: The Deal With Chicken Parm
Vote For Your Favorite College Basketball Player: March Man-ness End Game
Get To Know The Final Two March Man-ness Players
Can Breaking Up Literally Break Our Hearts?
Give It Up For Iowa! Cornhuskers Shuck Ban On Gay Marriage
Handle It: How To Tell Your Partner You Have An STD
Star Couplings: Madonna's Adoption Has Been Denied!
Soderbergh Gets Provocative With "Girlfriend Experience" Poster
The Smoking-Hot Reason To Avoid First-Date Sex
Fashion Slideshow: Give 'Em The Cold Shoulder
Quickies!: Tori Spelling Has Aged Face To Go With Thin Body
A Thin Body Leads To An Old Face
Use A Condom When You Get Into Bed With MTV
Nicole Richie Adds Shoes To House Of Harlow 1960 Label
Slideshow: Goodbye, "ER." We Celebrate Your Hot Docs!
The Touch Felt 'Round The World
Would You Wear A Button That Signifies You’re Single?
Poll: What's Your Ultimate Guilty Pleasure?
Crave: Topshop Wonder Woman Boy Shorts
Rock of Love Isn't Misogynist -- It's Reality
"Project Runway" Is Finally Coming To Lifetime, But Do You Still Care About Klum & Co.?
What People Say Before, During, And After Sex
"The Virgin Daughters" Examines The Creepy Purity Movement
Chris Brown To Apologize For Assualt On "Oprah"?
Nerd Girl Porn: Guys Wearing Glasses
Quick Pic: These Ginormous Boot Pants Make Heidi Klum Feel Sexy
Sex Positive Feminism Is Killing My Girl Boner
Don't Forget To Vote In March Man-ness Round 3!
Beauty How-To: Get Rid of Cellulite