If You Want Midgets To Teach You Sex Moves From The Kama Sutra …

… then you’re in luck! MyKarmaSutraBuddy.com has got it all covered for you. Pick a male and female partner—choose from a bigger person, a model, or a midget—and then choose a kama sutra position you’d like to see them demonstrate. The Wheelbarrow, perhaps? The Bent Spoon? The rape-y sounding Prison Guard? I think the fake boinking is pretty cheesy, but Amelia is giggling her head off. Just don’t blame us if you try any of these and hurt yourself. [MyKarmaSutraBuddy.com]