Denise Richards, I Will Ghostwrite Your Tell-All

Yesterday Denise Richards caught some hell for daring to take her kids to the park. You see, some say she was there for a photo op, since her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, you know, is in the news and stuff this week. Richards then took to Twitter to defend her outing — and then vowed to “spill” the beans about “everything.” Um, hello, homegirl wants a book deal and I say we give it to her.