Boobs Make The Perfect Champagne Coaster

Simcha | December 30, 2009 - 1:20 pm

This is rare footage of me getting my drink on last NYE! Just kidding, among the 21 things my tatas are good for, I have yet to master balancing champagne. Or come to think of it, squeezing them into gold lame, like the very awesome lady in this old-school video. My new New Year’s resolution: learn to dance like this ’60s dame.