Jessica’s Best Posts Of 2009

While there are still a few days left in 2009, we’re going to feature some of our best and favorite posts from the last year. Each of your regular Frisky bloggers has picked out her 10 favorite posts from 2009—some you may remember well, others might have slipped past your radar. Either way, we hope you’ll relive the best of The Frisky in 2009. Here’s the best of Jess!

First Time For Everything: Spanking

“By day, I was a women’s studies minor, wrote a weekly feminist column for the student newspaper, and was president of the National Organization of Women on campus. By night, I really, really, really just wanted to be spanked.”

Exclusive Q&A: Diablo Cody Talks Megan Fox, Therapy, And Doing “The View” With Courtney Love

“Click through for my convo with Diablo Cody about why she thinks Megan Fox is ‘eccentric,’ how she wants to host a show like ‘The View’ with Courtney Love, and why therapy (plus, a ban on reading blogs) has made Hollywood bearable for her. Oh! And why the kiss in ‘Jennifer’s Body’ between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried was never meant to be ‘gratuitous.'”

Barbie In A Burqa Is All Kinds Of Wrong

“One could argue, I suppose, that Burka Barbie is a good toy for little girls around the world who are obligated to play with dolls in “modest dress.” Maybe that’s not something the outfit’s designer should want to encourage, though?”

Pursuing The Perfect Vagina Has Plenty Of Problems

“The majority of the time a woman gets labioplasty surgery on her vagina, she’s letting a plastic surgeon have a go at her hooda with a scalpel for aesthetic reasons. She wants the perfect vagina, but what the heck is that?”

MTV’s “Jersey Shore” Reality Show: Unbelievably. Heinous. (Can’t Miss) Television.

“I’m totally OD-ing on fake-baking, French manicures and hair gel and it almost makes me miss “The Hills” kids. Almost.”

These Biracial Beauties Make Us Want To Diversify!

““Jess, you totally have a thing for half-Asian men,” my boyfriend has teased me on numerous occasions. Maybe so, but I wouldn’t throw sexpots Rashida Jones or Halle Berry out of bed for eating cookies, either. Click through to see the sexiest biracial hotties the world’s ever seen.”

10 Reasons Not To Have Kids Yet … Or Ever

“While we agree with Cameron Diaz that it’s b.s. women still get hassled for not raising rugrats, we can think of far better reasons than old Mother Nature for staying childless.”

What’s A Merrywidow? And Other Totally Confusing Lingerie Explained

“Pretty lingerie: it’s not the kind of thing your mother explains to you when you get your first bra. But those of us Wanton Sex Goddesses Within still want to know, what the hell makes boy shorts different from cheekies or bikini-cut panties?”

What Do Your Musical Tastes Say About You?

Ben Folds: Boring men who fancy themselves ‘quirky.’
Feist: Pale, urban women with bangs who wear owl-shaped jewelry they bought on Etsy.
Sinead O’Connor: Women who shaved their head once during a ‘phase.'”

Plucking, Dyeing & Unclogging: Beauty Rituals You Hide From Your Man

“Are we afraid our boo wouldn’t think we’re sexy if he knew Mother Nature intended us to have a tiny little Steve Buscemi ‘stache?  Or is it not the object of the beauty ritual we are ashamed of, but rather, the act of intimate-parts primping in front of a lover?”